hey thanks i got your note do you need the brick back

A pinky purple cocktail against a kitchen background, held by a strong but gentle loverboi just like you deserve to be

heeeeey everybody! 👋

been away on my hols, now im back, lauren has magicked up a cocktail she's called 'The Violet' which is gin, liqueur de violette, hibiscus sugar syrup & other hings 💁‍♂️
delightful!

what yous having?

slàinte!

A packet of Italian toilet roll branded 'tenderly'

I make love like i wipe my butt

"Hold me back, lads, hold me back ..."

Who am I to judge 🤷‍♂️

Big juicy ones babe I know 🥹

They are carrying a heavy burden 💁‍♂️

A diagram of octopus copulation which isn't done the way you might think or mibbie its exactly what you thought im not your mum

Can't we give them some privacy 😳

Served inst ad for etsy containing the most random shit ever

Wtf, etsy? 😂

Red lookin cocktail, masterful lover with a gentle touch just out of shot

Happy Friday lads, cherry & berry daiquiri on the go before I get stuck into some cans and a Chinese to celebrate the start of the school hols ☺️👌

What yous having?

Slàinte!

Like the F1 car of the bollocks world, top performer in the corners

Oh ffs I keep forgetting. Have this from my last Ring Play session, which includes a little tit, I hereby discharge my obligation #pride

I know but I wasn't claiming it 😊💁‍♂️

Travelling Light 😎👌

A handy scrotal aphorism, if you will

I never claimed that included me, its just a general observation 😌

Every day is leg day if you have big fat clanging balls

You & my missus share the same interests

In the market for a hat and these are the 3 choices Google serves up for me

I feel like each will take my life down a very different path

I cant its the planets etc

Thems the rules

The dad rules ☺️

The nights are really drawing in, eh?

Mushrooms from soup lookin like little legs and a boaby

Really want little mushroom booties now

I think its because 1. Bombing relatively poor countries of brown people does not register as a problem for those in power in the US and 2. Israel is highly integrated with US gov, military & law enforcement so its not so much the US is allowing it to happen as they are attack dog with deniability

They are a US military base in a key location to flex power around mid east / suez canal, plus keeping them supplied with weaponry means billions in profit & jobs in the rust belt etc. They are not a separate entity from US

Im gonna buy it on klarna and pay off my post over 6 months

I know what I've got, no silly offers

Insta ad for a £125 fence post

Excuse me?

Get in babez and forget this conversation cos its only a good dunk when youre not expecting it