ok.

oh wow look at all the lesbians!

ngl don't think i knew there was a lesbian visibility week 😅

we could all use a Flat Dick in out lives

props to them for always shouting out their boy Flat Dick

Wrote a weed goof for Commander's Herald for today, please give it a read!

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@interestingmtg.bsky.social Absolutely killed today's peice.

happy birthday 🥳

one day they will understand

ok took me like three hours but i finally undid everything thr tunemymusic importer did. i'm going to try again but just import critical things bit by bit and just be ok with losing a bunch of stuff from spotify.

i'm really not wild about tidal's UI/UX tbh. feels surprisingly unrefined

the person who assured me this would be a free and seamless process has gone to bed and i can't yell at them, so you all are getting it instead

this is so stupid and i am unreasonably pissed off about it. i paid MONEY for this inconvenience. and tidal's overly simplistic interface turns fixing it into a multi-hour process instead of two minutes.

finally trying to migrate from spotify to tidal, and idk what happened to the music export system they use but i was told it would be a pretty seamless process. instead it has been an unmitigated disaster and now i have to spend multiple hours of my life fixing this if i want tidal to be usable 🙃

every fucking time

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

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i think about it every once in a time. i don't think it's a very helpful line of thought, but sometimes i can't help it

i tried to make it seem like i wasn't sadposting with that first one but i kinda lost control of it. whoops 🤷🏽‍♀️

the one who got an adhd diagnosis in high school.

the one who experimented in college.

the one who texted that girl she liked.

the one who kept practicing the piano.

the one who said 'yes' more often than 'no.'

the one who was born a girl.

the one who a tually had the ambition to pursue her dream and became a hollywood filmmaker. hope she won that oscar.

i would love to meet some of the alternate universe versions of myself. like the one who figured out her shit earlier, transitioned at 16, and became a dancer. i hope she's having a great life.

friendly reminder for your prerelease this weekend: you are not "splashing red", in this set you're "minoring in Prismari studies"

this is so cute! omg i love it

I forgot to post about @blackneto.bsky.social’s end of season playmat that I’m on. I’m cute as hell in it!

Happy NINchella weekend two to all those observing.

🙏🏽

i can't explain it but when i see a millennial spell it "woah" instead of "whoa" i feel slightly betrayed

System Of A Down - Toxicity but it's in the Mario 64 Soundfont (FULL ALBUM) YouTube video by More Tsua

hey check this out

youtu.be/fOo26rPxnoA?...

this goes really hard

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."