🎵I be up in the gym just working’ on my fitness 🎵 (and by fitness I mean squishy-ball-handling skills😉)

The triplets of bootyville 🍑🍑🍑
Duos and trios available with @angellae.bsky.social and @alexfaith.bsky.social 💕

I started buying myself flowers on the regular about a year or so ago and don’t regret a single penny 🌷

it’s always fun to celebrate Easter 🐣 but just a warm reminder that there is never a need for a “special occasion” to behave like a rabbit 🐰🌷make every day of the year count ☺️

It’s is a crime that I am inside doing my taxes instead of this 👇 🌸

I’ll be in Regina tomorrow morning
Sorry if you missed me Edmonton!

Boobifer VanBooberson of Boobington

trying to think of a witty comment about your boobs but i can’t stop staring at them (you look incredible)

Beep boop bop (too sexy to think of a clever caption today, sorry)

Early Spring forest
Nipples kissed by the crisp air
My Skin is horny

-A Haiku

Fare thee well, Winter. Now tell me, how will you be honouring the upcoming season of fertility? 🌷 Inquire for tips

Thank youuu that’s so nice 🙏

I have not been your right hand man all along, so no

Love it! It’s got the perfect ring

Never thought I’d crave fruit milk but here we are 🤤

Can’t do that one but ill do Jesus Christ Superstar if I can be Judas

Yes please, make it happen!

This photo reminds me of what it must feel like to cry to Florence and the Machine in the shower 🥀 (…I wouldn’t know)

If I find out any of my lovers abroad saw my girl here on her upcoming Spring tour, you will get your 🍆 completely devoured, in the goodest of all the ways a 🍆 can be devoured 👅—twice: first by her on tour, and then again by me next I see you 😋

If I was a male companion or content creator my name would be Boner Simpson

-be careful with your caffeine intake so you don’t crash in the afternoons
-consider slowly collecting some home equipment (bands, dumbbells, a kettle bell or two) and find a fitness channel on youtube you enjoy so you have the option to workout at home on the rough mornings (game changer for me) ❤️

Thanks girl! ❤️

📸 Photo credit: jonny_ray on instagram! Dm him there if you want to book your own shoot, he’s great 😍

I like this compliment better than all the ones about my looks. Thank you for seeing me 🫶

Me: mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the—
Mirror: [melts] 🫠

Never cried so hard from a book. And find it very difficult to say anything without potential spoilers so just 🥺😮‍💨

Does anyone know if there’s a support group or hotline specifically for people who just finished reading the Nightingale? 💔😩

Such an elegant touch from a classy gentleman 🥰 very much enjoying my time here!

Someone in Winnipeg wanna take me to the Hockey game on Saturday? 🤓 special date rate if you do!

Haha love this. A bit unrelated but reminds of how the care home I worked at had national geographic magazines dating back to the 50’s…super cool to flip through but some of the ads (particularly those directed at ‘housewives’) were very 😬😬😬