everybody loves sara

my current iphone and airpods both have held up well through some fairly rigorous accidental testing, but also i’ve killed an IP68 iphone and 3 IP67 ones from similar tests, so who is to say 🤷‍♀️

i'd been rawdogging that broken piece of shit for so long that this newfound peace of mind legitimately seems too good to be true. like my brain has had so much trouble adjusting to this, i'm still subconsciously waiting for my headphones to start blasting me without warning

not only am i no longer living in perpetual fear of the volume knob, but i'm actually getting utility out of it???? and you're telling me this is how everyone else thinks of their volume knobs???????? what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for 4 years i used a razor keyboard that came with a broken volume knob, where not only could i not control the volume with it, but every so often it would start input spamming, force my volume to either 0 or 100 and stick it there for a few minutes. i finally upgraded last week and holy shit guys

don't give up ho

it is a really really effective way to make people mad at you !

thank you lesbian purists for making me a bisexual lesbian i couldn’t have done it without you

what’s funny is that i literally only ever started calling myself a bisexual lesbian to ragebait people and my current (genuine) fondness of the label grew solely from having to defend my usage of it against people crashing out at me

what the fuck i’m smart

i’ve always felt really dumb for having killed 4 phones with water damage but at least i can say that all of those were accidental

YOU ARE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE AN ENDO STOP BEING AFRAID OF FUCKING HORMONES YOU STUPID HO YOUR OWN FEAR OF BIOLOGY IS LOBOTOMIZING YOU

THATS LITERALLY 230 PG/ML OF TESTOSTERONE YOU STUPID BITCH ITS NOT FUCKING “”POISON”” ITS A GREATLY IMPORTANT AND BENEFICIAL HORMONE FOR WOMEN AS WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD LITERALLY NEVER SPEAK ABOUT HRT EVER AGAIN I HATE YOU

if you get your levels tested and the results are something like “E2 at 214 pg/mL, T at 23 ng/dL,” then you STILL have more T than E in your system AND THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE THATS HOW THE AVERAGE FEMALE BODY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its not even a little bit!!! the average cis woman has more T than E for the majority of her cycles!!!! these bitches i fear are not just spiritually weak but also deeply stupid and unaware of how their own bodies work!!!!

lmao, instantly blocked the moment i made posts about testosterone being awesome

you are spiritually fragile and will not survive the next cycle

with the adolf hitler uunona endorsement katie’s opponents dont stand a chance

tightpussy 2026

i’m mendingpilled and librarianmaxxing

NO BUT I DID AND I AM THE SUN TZU OF HATING WOMEN. MISOGYNY IS AN ART AND I AM ITS MASTER

i need to be sleeping more ugh

i have that feeling of like, when your body is upset at you and you feel like you’re starting to get sick but you know that its entirely a response to exhaustion

it should be known that i stared at the post button for like a full minute first before adding the “almost” in at the very last second

this is disturbingly close to almost being hot to me

“bless you” is to “kys” as sneezing is to doing something stupid

"kys" is a form of empathy when you say it with a pure heart and love for humanity and compassion in your soul

i genuinely mostly believe this

just because we all need to be practicing empathy more often doesn’t mean everyone should be getting it!!!!

i do not know how to reconcile my beliefs that 1. we are living through a terrifying worldwide empathy crisis that is in dire need of addressing, but also 2. i should be allowed to say kys to people on the internet