Melanie Lynskey in Yellowjackets is also showing great freak career range

It makes me happy that a whole generation of child stars went "I got my bag, now no one can stop me from playing a farting corpse"

No career has ever had a higher peak

I am Agent Mulder for the pee tape

I'll be there! Cartoon Art Museum hosts artists doing on-the-spot commissions for about $15 and up.

If your son is taking stuff without paying, yeah?

In college I missed the connecting flight to my junior year abroad, was stuck in LaGuardia alone in the age before cell phones, got to Ireland in the end anyway, and that's probably why I'm totally chill at airports and it drives my husband nuts

This sounds like one of those mawkish predictions of what happens in heaven.

There was a time when people said this about Italian immigrants. Like, exactly the same thing.

I actually saw the musical when it debuted on Broadway and now when I see the movie I hear "Sunset BOUlevard! Twisted BOUlevard!" every damn time

Nooooooo

This is probably the wrong place for the "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people" gif, and yet

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So glad someone else is into it! I love this very creepy story.

Close-ups of a luncheon spread with the dialogue, "And is Arthur a good boy in school, Mr. Wither? Does he please his masters? Is he first in his class?"

New page of SEATON'S AUNT up on Patreon.
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I was aware of this but this is the first time I've seen a picture. It's everything I want.

"Weird, it's an hour late, but the crazy bread's still warm"

The whole world had been on the internet for 30 years without learning the two lessons that would make it tolerable:

1. it's okay to be wrong
2. not everybody has to like you

"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!"
"Now who's being naive, Marge?"

The family being out-of-character erudite is always funny. As a Vassar alum I'm fond of "I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!"

I mean in all seriousness no studio wanted Star Wars and no manufacturer wanted the toy license, because most companies only know how to jump on a bandwagon once it's halfway down the road

I used to get "I read your webcomic when I was a kid" but now I'm so old nobody's read my webcomic (except other old people)

This year I finally fulfilled that dream and saw Speed Racer on the big screen.

It's very annoying when editors are right

They really don't though. There's no free stuff at these tables except brochures and candy

You would think but I've already got comments on this post telling me I am wrong for mocking their valiant battle against people who believe only 99% of the same things they do

Though as I mentioned elsewhere on the thread, it has happened to me at Comic-Con, where people are just feral

I hate subtweeting. Make messy drama or be above it all, subtweeting is the coward's third way

How do you normally purchase goods? Do you walk out of stores with things and only pay if someone stops you?

When I do that, people who want to buy the books assume there aren't any copies for sale.

Don't assume that.