New book has arrived!

What did Michael do before we release him? If he let my beans explode then, sorry, no

Beach potato checking in

a dog is standing on its hind legs in a bathtub drinking water from a faucet .. ALT: a dog is standing on its hind legs in a bathtub drinking water from a faucet ..

If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

The The. Top stuff

Mine's a double decker

Still, they might be fucking great roofers

Property's

I remember taking one to my English lesson and the teacher told me girls don't read those kind of books!

NSFW

I feel sorry for Mrs P

It feels like bloody Monday!

I hear you!

Absolutely. Also make sure that if you take your overtired child that said child is having a tantrum that you don't seem to be able to hear

He did! He had been in his paddling pool to cool down

Here's my two!

Looks v decadent

Klaus and his paddling pool