Virginia voters will approve a map that gives Democrats the chance to net as many as four US House seats, CNN's Decision Desk projects, in a major boost to the party's effort to flip the House. https://cnn.it/4w1wU6P
“I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons and online tutorials, I’ve now learned enough to realize that I have no idea what I’m doing with this instrument,” said the 45-year-old content strategist
Bless their little loser hearts, Virginia constitutional amendments first have to pass the full legislature twice before they ever go before voters
He has merely gotten 98.5% of what he wanted, it's been a divided court all along
Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms.
I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!
Trump absolutely will not extend the cease fire unless he extends the cease fire.
Companies are never your friend, but before all the "AI" horseshit computer hardware companies weren't cartoonishly evil to the point of violating their own political donation policies.
AMD is helping to ruin the hobby altogether and after doing hardware most of my life it's hideous to behold.
But why is that a problem?
I thought the other countries were paying for the tariffs.
Man, this is a real head-scratcher.
Let's call this policy what this is.
It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.
It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.
It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.
Soup without a texture
Damn soup has no texture
God what a rag. And on Substack no less.
We give up the for-profit insurance industry as it exists, that's what we give up you fucking dingus, you dipshit of dipshits, you utter tumor.
I'm reminded of that article today saying they can't find anyone competent in the DOJ to prosecute people and that regular defense lawyers are bouncing them around the block like they got "Spaulding" branded on their asses.
A cashier at CVS just asked me if I’m a professional wrestler
Sorry for your loss
"This daycare will make an excellent crypto bro hang out spot"
Statham: Wot's all this? Crypto bros?
"Yes, and we will use the money to fund sex trafficking, bwahaha"
Statham: *fight mode engaged*
i'd watch this movie
A proud Minnesotan through and through.
10 years after his passing, I’m joining folks around the world in honoring Prince by listening to Purple Rain today.
Epstein wasn’t a financial consultant
He trafficked in young girls and used compromising information to extort money
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...
birds: they will never email you. and that’s a promise.
👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏
Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.
Seems like this was immediately preceded by the headline “scientists gave a bunch of scientists cocaine. This is what happened next.”
I just want to say, by the way, that the Wikipedia pages about the MJ allegations are obviously controlled by stans
Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?
Oh. My. God.
The idiot did it.
Everyone's been waiting to see if prosecutors appealed Somali's 6 month slap on the wrist.
But before they could, Somali appealed.
The problem? Appeals take up to a year, and he has to stay in jail until it's done. Bro probably doubled his sentence even if he wins.
The people who use AI on Github are losing their entire minds, swearing they'll all just move to Claude without realizing that's just going to force Anthropic to increase costs even faster.
None of them seem to comprehend that this shit doesn't scale.
Great piece that reiterates something everyone who is not a weird bay area freak or sucked into the AI hype cycle understands implicitly. There's no magic left, these people have barren imaginations.
PUT IT BACK
DREAM TEAM SUPREME ~ Random
#comic
PV providing 589 watts, 345 baseload usage, battery charging at 244 watts.
By 8:15am today solar was generating 70% more than our baseload usage.
On a cloudy day, in England, in April!