happy holiday #FFXIV

Fan fest is Friday so anything can happen. Nobody expected the fall guys collab

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I may have been doing a little bit of editing. just a bit. nothing crazy. *casually slides you a full video*
youtu.be/syf7sE7PBjY

Bigg Pound vs. Atlanta. THE KING OF CRACK-STYLE THE GRAPE APE "SUCCULENT VANILLA" HIMSELF

I've been made aware that the MtG butt-crack awareness guy is an indie wrestler under the name Bigg Pound aka "The King of Crack-style" and his match promos are works of art.

The world is a beautiful place full of endless wonder.

Hello final fantasy xiv online community. You are not going to send in pictures of your modded wols thinking you can get away with it. You will not do this thing.

A parade of robed people walk down an Italian street carrying a portrait of Raoh, accompanied by a man dressed in Kenshiro's iconic costume.

So today I learned that not only did Japan hold a funeral for Raoh after he died at the end of the initial run of FIST OF THE NORTH STAR but so did Italy.

I don't have it in me to even draw to grab attention. I'm burnt out. My grandma is in a home, I'm bruised up from moving stuff, and I'm hungry. My cat has food, but I've been surviving off of apples, bagels, and one big meal. I have $153 left and less than $600 left in credit. I can't afford to pay off my debt and survive. I've been unemployed for 4 months. I've gone to three different agencies for help. Still nothing. I'm so tired.

Please help. I don't know what else to do. I'm sorry I have to keep begging.

im making like one single background a week but to be fair a lot of them are shit like this

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

🤌

Happy Valentine's Day!

I was there at the fall of AIM

I witnessed the rise of Skype

I abandoned the wastelands of Twitter after a decade

I have a hundred accounts with a hundred abandoned forums

Discord will be but another corpse in the ground, and I will move on

Btw Revolt still exists it's just called Stoat now :3 stt.gg/bXCCBJtD

We will require your finest teens to govern you adults! - Discord

Lmao what is this????

The Joy of Redacting

Raphael says “wow a demon babe” and someone else says “it’s a demon, Raphael, a demon”

this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario

Lin makes some awesome jams and good vibes and if you like hip hop and some great music, they're more than worth it :D

I use their stuff in my videos and streams and it's always a good time

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

It is once again Bandcamp Friday! That means your favorite artist (me?🥹) gets all da $ from sales, so come jam out and support a small artist!!

#hiphop #musicsky #newmusic #bandcamp
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If anybody thinks this is a joke