I’m always drunk on Easter . Pour one out for Jesus and Judas

Bye

Lolol i never be on here

Lmfaooo lies

It was such a good time

Cerrome

I want you to know I just googled “did Jesus ever bite anyone.”

but I’m going to say yes, Jesus was a zombie in the traditional sense (brought back to life to do stuff), not in the modern sense (milling about, eating brains)

Not blue sky too

Every Caleb Williams play

a man in a suit and tie is making a face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face .

Yall.
@alexxaye.bsky.social “aren’t reindeers horses?”

No, they are caribou

Her: isn’t that a coffee??

Me:

Harlem is such a cute baby name #Harlem

Eh. I think plenty women like that Regé-Jean Page, and he indeed do look like he date white women. Same goes for Wesley Snipes, Jay Ellis, Tiki Barber, Terry Crews, Quincy Jones, Derek Luke, The Rock, Tiger Woods...I mean...lmao...Sidney Poitier, James Earl Jones, David Oyelowo...I mean...

I’m loving #Harlem going into the last episode

I wonder if with THAT context in mind, Angel will get more grace for reacting. Smh

Booooo

Idk if it covers this

Cerrome what is your problem ?

American Pope, coming soon to CBS

An AMERICAN?????

They are doing good!!! I have another post op next week to get more feedback

Somehow, past me thought it would be a good idea to do a back to back Pilates class in the morning

her literally falling down and her “oh my god are you serious” face when the water starts coming down are the best moments in the video

“I have lost this competition but I am going to marry this man”

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

It works where it works.

It doesn't where it doesn't.

What Jill Scott say?

We literally were outgunned and oitnumbered and won

I would actually love this. No second message needed! I enjoy being told and not asked when it comes to certain shit

If you stopped after "be ready by 6", you wouldn't need to apologize.

Most women LOVE an assertive man(the first part), not a demanding one("I'm not asking I'm telling").

Delivery is vital.

I thought Tracee did a little bit of a geisha thing. But you know who’s look nailed it? Lauryn Hill.