My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Some of you should be more concerned with the state of the union between you and your wife!

forgot to let go of my balloon and now I’m dangling a few thousand feet over northern michigan

The majority of organizing happening in Minnesota isn’t just peaceful, it’s INVISIBLE. Moms showing up who won’t be interviewed on TV, people whose ICE patrols don’t turn into viral video. The grocery runs, the donations, the people filming bc they happen to be there. Please remember this.

I've covered ICE / DHS for about a decade now and more ICE agents are willing to talk now than ever before. The confidence the administration is trying to project is absolutely not reflected internally.

This kinda sucks because I was well prepared to kick ass in a post apocalyptic hellscape in my 20s and now that I'm in my 50s I'm only suited to be a maniac warlord or reclusive enigmatic hermit who'll only help the resistance if they can convince me their motives are pure

Mood in minneapolis right now

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

"What can Democrats actually do?"

- Vote against funding for ICE and DHS

- State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law

- Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE

- Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

there's so many of these

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

Chipp Zanuff

if anyone was going to make marvel for white people

gomjabbar Follow 4d ago our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary gomjabbar 4d ago caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny, we're required to use this now

Hail, Dorian.

I know how we can avoid tariffs... with one country that is particularly vulnerable to nomadic incursion.

Discord recently partnered with a Generative AI called DomoAI and apparently they’re in every server but sneakily don't show up in the member list. However they still use the art/images sent in the server to train their AI. To bypass this, people have found the AI’s ID so we can ban them. The AI has already been banned in this server, but for anyone here who has a server or is in another art/creative space, please use this advice and ban the following ID using the /ban command. 1153984868804468756 It may also be smart to start watermarking your pieces.

More on this btw. Potential way to kick it from your servers.

The ID is
1153984868804468756

Remember, never believe an AI bot's claims that they won't train your stuff without permission. They will.

#Discord

rotating in my mind how much the talking of "biden should've dropped out earlier/promised to be a one termer" (correct) doesn't really get at the other thing from him that fucked the dems over, one deeply representative of the party leadership and their problems, and that's "no daylight, kid"

shaq: i mean they start introducing flavors like nachoest cheese, what's the point.

charles: there's always improvements. there could be nacho cheese flavors we have only begun to comprehend.

kenny: i bore witness to 100 crows suddenly dying behind my house.

ernie: kenny don't change the subject.

the people's hearts cry out for quake 3 longest yard 24/7 servers but they dont even know it. they dont have the language to know what was taken from them

internet: "oh so you're looking for a ttrpg map? awesome we got palace throne room we got elder brain carcass we got corpse of a dead god in the astral plane we got to-scale bahamut body pillow we got giant sentient bi-"

me: "do you have a present day apartment building"

internet: "absolutely not"

BUG-EYED ALIEN: "You lead Zhug on merry chase, human, but ends here, yes? Battle you cause give bombad chance to claim bounty."

me: "wasn't me"

SAME BUG-EYED ALIEN: "You lack perspective. Your presence sends ripples through the force, and thus, you are the cause. Vis a vis. Concordantly."