Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the smuldunde

My my, what a surprise. I wasn't aware of this sensitive artistic side of you. :)c

This website is so funny. People will truly just tell on themselves for no reason. (Said with the full smug confidence of someone who has done the same thing and forgotten)

i watched this little delinquent skateboard right past a "no skateboarding" sign while i was making an important trip to the store. what are they teaching them at waynehouse

do i run over this liberal or do i drive around him

Sick To Bastard Death Of You

dedusmuln research vlog on galliforms ((GONE WRONG))

Nothing like giving poisoned tea to an abusive employer on a cold day.

Nothing like some tea on a cold day.

Not anymore they're not. You're welcome.

.......I can help you. Where is your employer?

Well now, this is curious. Why would a tyro attempt to help me?

Deal.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

wrong

Seeing as how I've spent much of my current savings on new equipment and buying artifacts from other archaeologists, I'll need to aquire a fresh galliform myself for the winter festivities this year.
...
Not looking forward to that.

POV you are me sharing a seat with the little ones at Waynehouse

(might repost the occasional thing from my old twitter acc btw)

#Yum

How much?

He is so scary and cute at the same time. He's perfect for the job.

Christmas rum cake topped with caramel sauce. Send Tweet.

- Sent from my iPod

Ooh I got plany off time

Hrfnnf hhoorfff “faggot” hnhhrrffff

Jealous!!!

We should all test this theory by biting Gibby as hard as we can. In the name of discovery, we are obligated, even.

Delightful critters!