Winkleman Show with Jennifer Saunders saying about the Pencil Museum before going "I don't know if there is one"

CUMBRIA 👏🏻 HAS 👏🏻 ONE 👏🏻

It's in Keswick

Alex is dressed as a zombie, grimacing. They have fake blood and grey face paint all over a ripped white tee shirt, with a fake wound across the chest, where the shirt has been ripped. Their face, hair, and arms are grey from face paint, with some splodges of black and fake blood. Even their shorts are ripped with fake blood on.

Halloween DILF Zombieboy look. Really proud of how this ended up looking. Best bit was scaring the kids in Queen Street on the way to pre drinks 😂

Alex playing touch rugby

Had a wonderful time at #PrideInTouch a wee while back. Missing the Madrid heat back on Scotland now 😭

A pixelated picture of Alex doing cross country running for their club. They're looking down

Not sure where else to boast about this, but it's not everyday you find out (all three pixels of) you're included in the postcode lottery sports brochure 👀

For those in the US

Rosie Jones once 'liked' a suggestion I made to her about somewhere to get art

A blue "Cabin Max" rucksack in front of a wooden door

Barcelona for 6 nights. See you soon, Glasgow!

A selfie of Alex. They're wearing headphones, a tan shacket, a grey marl tee shirt, a grey marl rucksack and an amethyst pendant.

The face of someone leaving academia!

Alt: a gif of a black dog Pokémon, Houndour. It is similar to a doberman, walking with it's head held high

The Pokémon that runs this account

Thank you! 🥰 Makes things a lot less stressful now I have that

List of games that have made me cry (Updated 2025):

Lost Odyssey
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33

Got to the end of the Abandoned Battlefield 😭

Yoooooo I got offered the job 🥳

Alex's left hand, with the nails painted a teal colour with a shimmer effect

Got the nailses did 💅🏻

Happy birthday, cutie 🥳

Did I just audibly moan on walking into the warm sunshine on my lunch break? Maybe 😬

TBF I'm not expecting much from the party that elected Tim Farron as leader, who famously dodged questions on his thoughts on the LGBT community.

Thank you lovely! 🥰

A mirror selfie in a suit. A tropical bedspread can be seen behind Alex.

Job interview time! Let's gooo

Alex is sitting on a chair with a cat laying across their stomach. The cat has her eyes closed in bliss. Alex is wearing a purple long sleeved shirt and a necklace.

The only time I don't mind being a pussy magnet

Alex is standing in a field, holding a leash for a chocolate sprocker-poo. They are wearing dark teal jeans, a brown leather jacket and brown leather boots.

Having a wonderful time in the Lakes for Easter with the family. As adorable as he is, the dog isn't mine, unfortunately. Seconds before the cows in the field started coming over to us 👀

Irish band Kneecap at Coachella.

They're going after Parkrun again, you know, that event where lots of people of all ages, abilities and genders run around a local park and it not, in any form, a race?

Katy is right about this, as usual, and further, what this ruling does it basically make it unsafe to be a non-feminine woman, or one who doesn't meet the beauty standard generally, in public. It's a movement to push women back into the domestic sphere.

If you don't like our trans inclusive stance, don't visit. It's not like you've been visiting anyway, keep that up.

If you see this, do it!

- name: Alex
- pronouns: they/them
- height: 191cm
- sexuality: Androsexual
- sign: I can't do BSL 😅
- piercings: 3
- tattoos: 0
- fav colour: Purple
- fav drink: Cider/Orangeade
- fav animal: Penguin
- mbti: ?

Photo of thousands of people with placards and flags packing Parliament Square. Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

This is the group who got Roe overturned. The reason 10 year old rape victims have to flee state. The reason women sit in car parks until they are close enough to death.

This new Supreme Court ruling does not protect women. It protects a 'barbie doll' image of what women should be. Let me explain:

I was born female. I have female genitals. It says female on my Birth Certificate. I am one of the 'women' this ruling is meant to protect. 🧵

Ah that'll be fab then, looking forward to seeing you with it 😊