Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

this new elden ring mimic veil mod goes hard

i love vegas and visit frequently but fuck i somehow always forget just how impossible it is to get away from events. allegiant is a black hole. getting to the luxor and finally finding a lyft was like being rescued in a war movie

bsky won't let me post my wrestlemania pics 😤

row 11 at wrestlemania is a much more intense crowd than in the last row of the top deck

when we lived there @ndy.bsky.social (a chicagoan) complained frequently about the lack of alleys in nyc. it's criminal. it's even more criminal the lies that law and order tells us.

man... like... i'm sorry every time i watch the rockies i feel like relegation should really be a thing in baseball

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

wow had to go back to 2019 (!!!) to find a picture of myself in glasses-glasses

My old corded headphones didn't squirt out of my fingers like a lima bean.

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This or go home.

As a woman with a female gaze, simply do not do this. We don’t want this. We want Magnum PI. We want ‘79 Knicks. We want to see what your leg day do.

wow rushing ok i am seeing your value now

hye-song!!!

when an ump is correct on a challenged pitch he should get to be snarky about it

sometimes you need an 8pm diet coke

man it's a privilege to watch andy pages play

psychologically shocking not to hear shohei's name in the batting order. how do we behave. do we all scream equally as hard for tucker or

just learned that not only are all teams wearing 42 for jackie robinson day, it's also in dodgers colors. diabolical

one of the biggest wishes is for the universe to make my daily diet coke not only a healing balm for my soul but also my body

really cannot predict what trump's funeral will be like

as a certified know-nothing i will honestly just follow your picks, my leader

ok you're right this does feel like an awesome time to get into it, i shall join your ranks 🫡

i mean that's kind of what i'm banking on

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing

as a person who loves primarily ridiculous things i think i have no choice but to succumb to it

chappelle's interview reminded me again of bob hope's reaction to glaad contacting him about the language he was using in his act. in response, bob shot this for glaad in 1988. eddie murphy also says his gay and aids jokes from the 80s make him cringe. it's ok to say you were wrong and move on.

A simple acknowledgment of the work that you put into something is more appreciated than you know. Thank you.

i can literally see the chipotle from my living room window. it is like two blocks away. heroin would be easier resist