I know Obama has a nuanced and deep understanding of constitutional law, but can he recognize a picture of a giraffe?

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Comedy is less ridiculous than reality

MYTH: Trump has imposed 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada. FACT: Actually this is true, no wait it’s a myth now, and, fuck, no wait.

Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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In a free society, no one should be subjected to legal repercussions for simply disagreeing with people in power. The ability to disagree with the policies of our government is so critical that it is the cornerstone of the First Amendment and the very existence of liberal democracy.

#mahmoudkhalil

Yeah

Just shoot me

Or run me over with a cybertruck, at least then I can flip it off before I go

That's worse.

Trump's shameful behavior towards President Zelensky and his surrender to Putin makes Neville Chamberlain look like a strong leader.

I am ashamed to have such a stupid, doddering fool and coward as my President.

A search on Audible doesn't return any titles he has provided narration for done by Audible studios. It's all a bunch of weird indie published books that are self published there.

Utopian visions held by authoritarians can only be realized over the broken bodies of those who disagree with them, and that goes for auth leftists and rightists. They'll work together until it's time for them to turn on each other, just like they did in 1939 to start WW2.

Authoritarians, left or right, are not your friends. Tankies might be less of a threat than fascists, but the left tread of the tank is just as dangerous as the right tread as it rolls towards you and your family. 2/

Be careful of any "leftist" who spends their time criticizing liberals and not conservatives. They are likely authoritarians and are not actually interested in positive change.

They want power and are happy to carry water for the fascists to get it.

Remember, Stalin was Hitler's ally. 1/

As a parent of two small children, any parent who chooses not to vaccinate because of a non-medical reason is dangerously negligent.

Measles, whooping cough, COVID, chickenpox, hepatitis, and all the other diseases covered by childhood vaccinations can maim, kill, or lead to lifelong illness.

If Donald Trump wants to be Saddam Hussein, we could treat him like Saddam Hussein.

Forks up to end the pandemic, brave warrior

I'd watch it lol

Blaming Democrats for being constrained by reality is like attacking a fireman because you burned your own house down and they weren't able to stop it

Imagine being such a clueless idiot that you'd vote for someone promising massive cuts to government and then be surprised when your government employee husband gets canned

"I didn't think the face-eating leopards would eat MY face! I'm not a line item, I'm a REAL PERSON"

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Breaking news: US Shadow President comes out against Marbury v Madison

Placing tariffs on the things American companies need to get in order to manufacture goods is one of the most idiotic ways to destroy a strong economy

Anyways, the orange moron put surprise 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum. Can anyone explain to me how that's going to drive down the price of eggs

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who […]

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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It's me

I'm the egg bandit

I have 100,000 eggs

My designs are inscrutable

My wealth is avian

Some Republicans are now threatening to "deport" American citizens found guilty of crimes.

Where are we supposed to send them, Detroit?

Now, every shipment of sold goods from China, even small parcels sold to an individual, must include full customs paperwork and payment for tariffs. Yes, this is going to slow down everything. Shipments will eventually resume, but when they do, it'll be more expensive and slower.

Some perspective from a mail carrier. Yes, that's my day job.

There's been a thing called a de minimis exemption for customs duties. Any shipment worth less than $800 qualifies. The latest round of tariffs from the Mango Mussolini killed that exemption.

That's almost certainly the cause.

How's that pro-palestine protest vote going?