Do you think we can get a group rate or something?

RUN THE DAMN BALL

Makes you think

Thought of “Guster, short for Gus” as a potential name for my new dog

:Bluesky takes more than half a milli-second to load: omg did it happen ?!

Oh no Fiona lost her legs

RETVRN

A screen cap of a donation of only $10.70 (because I’m a poor) with the “joke” being that if the fees were 1¢ less it would be $10.69 which is a childish joke that I still use as a 30 or 40 year old.

Would be pretty nice if the fees was 1¢ less

They’re still kidnapping our neighbors, senator

Whoa

Showed up to an orgs happy hour the day after it actually was…AMA.

I’m fishing (way) up north for the weekend with some friends and saw this fella at the table opposite of us. Unfortunately, I think we’re probably surrounded but fuck em.

A blurry picture of a hoodie that has an American flag and “CHARLIE KIRK” on the back

Lmfao

An old style bombadier track machine used for taking yuppie ice fishers out to a lake with the number 3 in loosely the style of Dale Earnhardt

Raise hell praise Dale

TEETH! TEETH!

They’re kidnapping our residents

Look I went to a very small HS and don’t want to dox myself more than I already have but it’s arguably a semi-notorious serial killer.

Look I know I’m late to the party but I’m going to ditch my ring cam. I still want a (wired; local storage) video doorbell though. I’m too dumb/lazy to roll my own setup. Eufy seems to be the best option? Don’t love that the camera itself is potentially easy to steal though. Anybody got any recs?

I can’t believe this wrestler is performing the halftime show.

I’m at the doctors and there’s a man with a badge and a gun in a chest holster and some older lady with a walker just went up to him and asked him if he was ICE and he’s like no no I’m police and she’s like ok well I was going to give you a lashing down if you were and gd if we could all be so brave

But norm she has the millionaire donor endorsement. That used to mean something.

Mackenzie Scott hear me out

No they don’t that’s not true

The young man inviting him back for another ass beating at 0:57 is the cherry on top.

Pretty rude to not invite me, a complete stranger who subscribes to your newspaper

No, I do not trust them U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Have any other high profile athletes from the cities made visible donations/support or is it just the rookie from the league with some of the lowest salaries?

Norm I know we’ve never interacted but you’re invited to me and my friends rib cookoff this summer (NW first ring suburb) you fucking rock dude

Hims is such a little mister