i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

If you think the people who make a living by lying are being remotely sincere about any of this shit instead of it simply being another way to keep the grift going, I have some Mr. Beast coins for you to invest in

you, an agp fetishist: thinks about forcefemme institutions because you're just a sicko perv who gets off to it

me, a true transsexual: thinks about forcefemme institutions because it would represent a stable and lucrative civil service job opportunity

I couldn't help myself

Not a fascist btw, I just love democracy so much. Anyway if you don't pledge eternal fealty to the one option you're allowed to vote for then you deserve the camps

Voting advice for people that love democracy. You vote how I tell you to. You HAVE to vote how I tell you. There's only one option, that's what democracy means, to always vote for the one option you have (the one I tell you to). Vote for 99% Hitler or else 100% Hitler wins

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Huh, wonder who that's for

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reminder that last year lexie and i wrote the game OSR claims to be

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

this may be controversial to some but Iran having a nuclear weapon would be considerably more beneficial to world peace at this point than them not having one

a tau battlesuit is a type of fighter jet, an ork deffdread is a type of walking tank, an eldar wraithlord is a type of dead wife, and an imperial or spiky knight is some manner of horse

So that's a yes, you're willing to lose again to stand on the principle that candidates owe nothing to their constituents. Good to know! Guess we'll see how that works out for you in the next election then, looking forward to it

girl who spreads awful 4chan lingo call her tyfoid mary

Well, they do say to write what you know

Just vote blue, it's SO FRIKKEN SIMPLE, please ignore how this didn't work before

I’m still so confused as to why “suck it up and vote for genocide” wasn’t a winning message. I hate these high-minded purists who think that was a bad idea. Sorry, chief, but I live in the REAL WORLD

Former Biden administration senior advisor Amos Hochstein says he supported last summer's Operation Midnight Hammer, in which the Trump administration struck Iran's nuclear facilities, because "we had thought internally in the Biden administration we may have to take [strikes] if there was a second term." "We did war games. We did some practice runs on what it would look like to look into it, because that may have had to happen under

Biden's point man on Lebanon and one of his overall most important advisor for MENA said yesterday morning that he agreed with Trump's strikes on Iran last year lol.

Democrats really need to reassess how people like this were (and still are) allowed to be at the top of their foreign policy echelon.

"The leader of [insert organization] can *only* issue un-enforcable platitudes gesturing at equality." Seems to be prevalent position among anyone not hard-left, and no-one seems to think this is telling on themselves? Crazy-making.

"The Pope isn't responsible for the American Congress of Bishops banning trans healthcare" so the thing about the power of the Pope is that he could just overwrite them if BANNING ALL TRANS HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE ADULTS AND MINORS ALIKE was something he cared about

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Teeing a truly dreadful sex scene up is so fun. I want people to feel a little greasy.

Little squeezy pump full of fake blood and some flexi-tubing

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

three competing arguments against suicide from scifi video games:

Death Stranding - what if people cared about you

Pragmata - what if you had a daughter

Marathon - what if you wanted other people to suffer more than you hated being alive

Also, here's the funny part: if what you said WAS true, that the poor Democrat party was undermined by perfidious leftist doomers, then doesn't that suggest that the party should accede to the demands of those leftists if it wants to win? Or are you willing to lose again to stand on principle?

I know you really want it to BE true because it justifies all your priors and demands zero introspection or self-reflection, but this is just making shit up. It's fundamentally no different from going "immigrants are eating your pets!" Your candidate lost using the strategy you insist on, now what?

"Neg partisanship depressed DEM turnout in 2024" no it didn't, that isn't true

boss who hired all clumsy anime girl office ladies who keep dropping papers, spilling drinks etc. with sexy results: ahh! my business is ruined! our cleaning costs are through the roof!

his bespectacled secretary carrying a nice cold beer in to cheer him up: don't worry, sir, I-

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me