They're called "Why" because you look at'em and go "why does this dipshit have a job again?"

If you want happiness sit down with a big chilled stainless steel bowl of fruit and eat it like a chimp, like it's your damn job. King of the apes

god she was so cool

Everyone's saying the silent style corrupts the body and mind but ever since I started cutting down my foes with it, I've not only felt *great*, I've actually had the clarity to realize the treachery of everyone around me?

hi Reddit first time I posted something like this but I find myself getting uncontrollable horny over the sound of an A-10 thunderbolts rotary cannon firing. anyone have any similar experience?? Im a centrist btw

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, system matters

I'm not sure he does at this point tbh

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

”How is this legal” is a really funny thing for a republican to say in 2026

grondo here accused worst caveman crime, he shame us before all ancestors: grug say grondo mix the berries. what say grondo

grondo very lucky today he die free caveman. grondo love mix berries. grondo not live in a world where berries no mix. grondo guilty as snake

I wish that the secret communist fifth-colunnists were real and this capable.

I mean, the site's motto wasn't "the internet makes you SMART"

I actually like when my websites crash and go down. It reminds me of Something Awful because that IDIOT Lowtax knew nothing about forum maintenance so he hired radium and paid him to work full time on backend stuff for SA and radium scammed him by doing LITERALLY NOTHING for years

You're going "oooohhhhh two wrongs don't make a right!" about counter-gerrymandering when Evelyn Normielib is out there googling "drawn and quartering how to," I don't think you're really meeting the moment here sorry

I'm gonna be real honest, man: I think we need to spend the next 100 years of this dumb fuckin country's history treating the Republican party and the right wing in general as the hostile occupying power they are, and acting accordingly

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The truth is that "well akshually" is a devastating counter to a guy demonstrating that they understand neither politics nor the concept of controlled burns

One of my favorite things ever on social media is when a blue checkmark says something they're so sure must be incredibly wise and insightful only to completely faceplant. Going "watch this" right before taking a big step onto a cartoon banana peel and flying out an open window

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

If you think the people who make a living by lying are being remotely sincere about any of this shit instead of it simply being another way to keep the grift going, I have some Mr. Beast coins for you to invest in

you, an agp fetishist: thinks about forcefemme institutions because you're just a sicko perv who gets off to it

me, a true transsexual: thinks about forcefemme institutions because it would represent a stable and lucrative civil service job opportunity

I couldn't help myself

Not a fascist btw, I just love democracy so much. Anyway if you don't pledge eternal fealty to the one option you're allowed to vote for then you deserve the camps

Voting advice for people that love democracy. You vote how I tell you to. You HAVE to vote how I tell you. There's only one option, that's what democracy means, to always vote for the one option you have (the one I tell you to). Vote for 99% Hitler or else 100% Hitler wins

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Huh, wonder who that's for

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reminder that last year lexie and i wrote the game OSR claims to be

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

this may be controversial to some but Iran having a nuclear weapon would be considerably more beneficial to world peace at this point than them not having one

a tau battlesuit is a type of fighter jet, an ork deffdread is a type of walking tank, an eldar wraithlord is a type of dead wife, and an imperial or spiky knight is some manner of horse

So that's a yes, you're willing to lose again to stand on the principle that candidates owe nothing to their constituents. Good to know! Guess we'll see how that works out for you in the next election then, looking forward to it