everyone owes rudy gobert an apology, forever
Posts by Lucy Bloom
nothing like knicks basketball in the playoffs
This is going to sound weird, but I mean it: I don't think there's anyone who's as good at watching baseball as Sam is.
my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does
fwiw i just checked and savants metrics (my favs) advise brendan and jp to commit seppuku
this is a good take, but its funny because last time i checked cole young was leading all of baseball in reference's dWAR
Total WAR (pitching + hitting) vs Wins so far in 2026
Total WAR vs Wins for every team
In early April, a warehouse worker burned down a $500 million Kimberly-Clark facility and told his co-workers exactly why. The federal government’s response tells you more about power in America right now than the fire itself does.
Dan Wilson slotting Casey Legumina into the “my team is losing a close game late” role and sticking to it is terrific stuff. I love it here.
Toyota's lowest trim package is called LE...
limited edition? it can't be Low End or Loser Edition cuz the mid trim is XLE and everyone knows X is for Xtra
confoundingly, the top trim is called "Limited"
what are we doing here? is XLE some sort of Thompson twins XLNC situation?
It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.
god they'll jump on literally any bag of dogshit with a D next to their name
facebook marketplace listing for "brokeback mountain halloween costume" with a pic of two girls doin the pose from the poster of the movie
marketplace finds
*to the tune of sweet caroline*
Pope's weak on crime
Ba ba baaaaa
one day we will find out orlando magic offensive possessions are carcenogenic. every paolo iso dribble u saw took 10 minutes off ur life expectancy
some kinda take by julio there
Arby’s corporate chef division is staffed entirely by dogs, there is no way a human being would choose to go out into the world and eat this abomination
as a reminder: if you are freaking out about your team, IT'S FUCKING APRIL goddamn man go chill
babe...i was thinking...what if we got married? i just really wanna borrow your rental altima
screencap from barkley shut up and jam: gaiden where jordan arrests barkley for doing a chaos dunk
the people demand the baseball fez
just went to ulta, the lady demanded my full name and phone number or "you wont be able to return the product". i got a paper reciept, she was just totally lying right?
if you ever see my ass talking to the new york times about anything at all, let alone trans stuff, please know that they have a gun pointed at me and come rescue me!!!!!!!!!!
In Telegram groups, men are sharing thousands of nonconsensual images of women and girls, buying spyware, and engaging in doxing and sexual abuse. www.wired.com/story/men-ar...
Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.
Donald Trump has been clamoring for the Nobel Peace Prize since he retook office.
It’s unlikely that the war is helping Trump’s case with the Nobel committee, especially after he threatened Tuesday morning to wipe Iran and its history from the face of the Earth.
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