cat: *sees hardwood floor* that's a bed
cat: *sees laundry rack* that's a bed
cat: *sees stairs* that's a bed
cat: *sees my head* that's a bed
cat: *sees a cat bed* what the FUCK is that??

Somewhere here, there’s some joke about the back support lobby boobs yuk yuk yuk, and I’m not clever enough to put it together.

In any case, this is a misogynistic and intrusive law. Get it together, Ohio.

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

as far as i can see oscar the grouch has never put on a music festival called roachella. do i have to do everything around here

Where U.S. science has been hit hardest after Trump’s first year The Trump administration has slashed the number of grants from the National Institutes of Health, with far fewer focused on women, cancer and mental health.

During Trump's first year the NIH supported 2,700 fewer projects, including a 31% drop in projects with the word "women" in them.

Trump's attack on science is undermining American innovation & more importantly, is an attack on Americans' health.

She raised concerns about her company's contracts with ICE. Then she lost her job Billie Little had worked for Thomson Reuters for about two decades. She was fired after questioning whether federal immigration agents unlawfully used their products.

I think we're going to see more and more companies punishing employees who speak out to question contracting with the Trump admin.

Conservatives have a perception of men completely more demented and sexist than any strawman feminist grifters could ever think off

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

"Picked it up at a 4 for $20 DVD sale at Hollywood Video" is one of my favorite horror subgenres

WRONG, THIS IS JUST WRONG

I’d like golf more if players still wore those goofy hats with the pom poms.

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

Hundreds of Fake Pro-Trump Avatars Emerge on Social Media

Important story from the Times on the rise of AI influencers for Trump www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/b...

All these right wingers who converted to Catholicism in adulthood were just shopping around for an ideology that justified their pre-existing instincts and prejudices. If you convince them that Catholicism means peace and charity they'll just drop it and keep shopping.

Widow's Plans for Her Final Years Upended as Proposed Data Center Leads to 28 Evictions in One Neighborhood (Exclusive) Residents of Meadowland Village Mobile Home Park in Kentucky, many of them elderly, disabled, retired, or on fixed incomes, are opening up to PEOPLE about being told they had roughly 90 days to vacate...

Widow's Plans for Her Final Years Upended as Proposed Data Center Leads to 28 Evictions in One Neighborhood 😲 🤯 😲 🤯

people.com/widows-plans...

Deaths of migrants in ICE custody hit record high under Trump Twenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October, the start of the federal government's fiscal year, already surpassing 2004's toll of 28, the previous record, according to government data.

Deaths of migrants in ICE custody hit record high under Trump | NPR

www.npr.org/2026/04/17/n...

The litigation continued but became a ghost ship of a case after Mr. Trump replaced it with his own regulation. In 2022, this time following normal procedures, the Supreme Court concluded that the Clean Air Act did not authorize the E.P.A. to issue sweeping regulations across the power sector to address climate change.

Missing from this:

(1) unconstitutional for SCOTUS to rule on the Obama regulation when it was no longer in place

(2) Rs invented a totally lawless “major questions doctrine” to give themselves the power to veto any agency action they don’t like

(3) look what Major Questions they let Trump decide

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

This is both

(1) some of the most important SCOTUS reporting ever, and

(2) far too generous to the Republican justices in framing of many pieces and omissions of Trump-era developments

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

Tidy cats litter with a lounging hammock cat

Oh you know this guy fucks

My profile page is apparently forbidden.

If my toaster starts telling me I’m doing forbidden things I’m going to abandon civilisation and go live in a cave.