A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #318,380, Chant ‪@chantsky.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 18, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #318,380!

Look at that! Making history over here!! Where my top 10% at?!?!

👀👀 where and how does one go about getting this magical pastry sweet treat coffee goddess?!

Ayyyeee!! Whatsuh going on here!! You get that Canola from fagilios?!?

That home crowd feel got him moving in the wrong direction.

A cartoon corgi seen from behind with the caption "I like big and I can not lie"

This is for @realqrampage.bsky.social

“Where’d you get all that ignorance? It looks so blissful!”

-humans

That side eye though! 🤣🤣

Love that for you!

To whom should I send this invite code to? Who deserves the prestige of being able to post on the next big thing?

I started playing the demo for Lies of P! Gotta say, I’m liking what I’m seeing!!

Yep! Had to go get a used one from The Exchange here in Oakland and I was not a happy camper

So I’m pretty sure the storm we had the other night just cost me $500.
Fan-fucking-tastic!

We had this storm here in Pittsburgh last night. Holy guacamole!! This thing was vicious! Then she left and went home. It stormed a bit here to btw 🙃🙃

You ever seen a jazz dancer right an owl with only one eye? Me neither but damn, I bet that would be interesting.

Now we’re in it together! You bring the truck, I’ll bring the shovels.

I was told by a the infamous @coffeekomrade.bsky.social that stream of consciousness is the best way to go about this. So, here we go people!! Buckle up! It’s about get SUPER normal up in here.

It’s not every day you find yourself with the opportunity to put your thoughts out there for everyone to read…oh wait. Yea there is. It’s called the internet! Jeez luieez!

Holy crapoly I made it! Uhm….now what?!