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Fit: messy bun, neck fan

Hot girl shit.

I'm attending a witchcraft conference this week & I'm currently shopping for energy sustaining, low sugar snacks. I'm prone to starving myself at these things. This time I'm chronically ill & I don't wanna miss anything bc of my dumbassery. I will be at peak performance 🔥

Quesitos with guava

Beef and cheese empanadas

Maduros - cooked ripe plantains

Shortbread cookies, homemade chips, homemade quesitos, homemade buffalo chicken dip, homemade maduros, homemade empanadas

HAPPY BENITO DAY 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

Me zooming in on the hospital staff photo of the heart and vascular team for the Go Red for Women Day post bc I probably know like half of those people thanks to my fuckass heart lol. (But my cardiologist would require me to say that the heart is an innocent bystander in my case 🙄)

Craving a face mask that will rip every last speck of gunk/dirt/dust/makeup/CELL from my pores, ya know? I know that it's terrible for me but sometimes I just wannaaaa, like just once a year or something let me destroy my skin barrier for fun

Giving my blood sweat & tears to the kitchen this weekend for the Benito Bowl. My menu: quesitos de guayaba y queso, maduros, beef & cheese empanadas, arroz con gandules, apple cinnamon empanadas, buffalo chicken dip, piña coladas, coquito, guava juice 🇵🇷

I am both sad it's all over & so excited to return to normalcy for a bit

Got snowed in at my parents' house for a few days then took a trip to Brooklyn to visit my sibling & see Hilary Duff, then came home the next day. My chronically ill body feels like I just finished a month of nonstop activity

Hahaha beep beep don't go anywhere, I'm omw

While we're at it, my dumbass also keeps saying "see ya" to @daniellikescoffee.bsky.social on the phone when he lives across the damn country. I feel so dumb and then I do it again 😂

Missed a phone call earlier, called back and left a voicemail. Why on earth did I say, "I'll hang out by the phone" so I don't miss the call like it's 1992? Embarrassing.

I haven't seen my sibling in almost two years. My 4th attempted visit is scheduled for next week (Hilary Duff concert in Brooklyn!!) and there's a major snowstorm in the forecast. I am gonna scream. Does anyone have an Uber snow plow

She didn't even know about today being the anniversary, it just turned out that way.

Today is the anniversary of my Pop-pop's death. When he died, I took a big pillow from his bed. Over time it lost shape & needed cleaning. My mother in law decided to cut the cover off, clean it, sew it into a pillow case, & put a new pillow in it. It is finished today. 🥹😭

I mixed up my Levine and DiCaprio memes, gimme a break it's a bad mental health day 💀

Me pep talking myself out loud: "you've got this babyyyy. Oh no you're so sexy ahaaa or whatever Adam Levine said"

I knew the heavy hitting depression was coming, so I prepared a list of low energy comfort things to do when it did. I love when past me does caring things for future me that really pay off.

I would do anything for some Puerto Rican food rn EXCEPT be the Puerto Rican making the food. 😭 My mental and physical health have crashed today

This is a first for me. I used to be a baby face. 🥲

Bought a case of Modelo with my grocery order and they didn't ID me or my spouse, so I guess we're elderly now 👵🏼

I can't live in Appalachia anymore bc I straight up just heard demogorgons in the woods. This doesn't happen in Philly where I'm from.

Hahaha that's honestly such a good point. I mean it DID give me an infection on the FIRST use, so it's not like I did something to it. So the honest answer might be a good one too, but either way, I think they have to throw it out? Thank you!!

Yeahhhh I know you're right. 😩 It was like $15, so it could be a lot worse but damn brother

SERIOUSLY!! Don't ask me about how tempted I am to try to use it anyway

I used a brand new mascara today and now I have an eye infection. So I can never use that brand new tube of mascara again. You've gotta be shidding me, in this economy???

I got my new perfect 5 minute makeup routine locked down and the key product is a gift from none other than.. my brother in law?? Incredible. 🖤

Perpetually torn between wanting to dress like a sexy alt girl and a cute whimsical fairy loving 90s kid. Today the butterfly clips in my hair match the pattern on my pants. 🥰

I'm trying to buy a Bad Bunny Superbowl halftime shirt, but sifting through the AI garbage is aging me a thousand years

I'm working on a costume for the Wildling Masquerade in March and I swear Persephone has hijacked my every last brain cell. I'm obsessed with constructing a Spring Goddess & Queen of the Underworld getup that would make the lady herself proud.

There's nothing quite like an impromptu closet clean out to make me feel brand new ✨🫧