Hello! from New! Orleans!

Good day today.

I was born on the U of A campus and come from a long line of Wildcats so I will now be entering the witness protection program xoxox sic em bye

Pizza man calling me: I’m here with your order

Me: no you’re not

IM SCARED

This coat is officially CURSED I wore it to Colorado 🏈 and UConn 🏀 and now it must be DESTROYED and/or given to an ENEMY fan of another green team

Even the UConn fans here are confused 😂

Baylor Hoops in Connecticut. En route shortly. 🫡🏀

Very much joke however NOT out of the realm of possibility

No. 13 Baylor trailed by as many as 18 points in the Bahamas to No. 22 St. John's on Thursday night before Jeremy Roach did THIS to end it in double OT.

Amazing.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

In 1.5 seconds, I managed to:
- fly 10 feet off the couch to 1 inch from the television
- launch the pets laying on us into outer space
- jump out of my hair clip
- tear my ACL and a vocal chord

I almost just hit the ceiling kansizuajwbdjele djsuzgabsisjqbbervheoxxjsiwuagauwj SIC EM BEARS

If baylor gets to go to the PopTart bowl I will simply become THE most insufferable human on this planet

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

OMG! I think I would die!!!

I did it! Let me know if it worked.

I can sleep peacefully at night knowing that my favorite account is here

Cc: @amygrahampagitt.bsky.social

Hello is this thing on