Two true things I’ve found from people who write in library books:
1. They never get the actual important parts underlined
2. They’ve clearly given up after the first chapter and a half
lol the photo
Go Hoosiers.
My family is so annoyed with my “cleopatra was closer to the iPhone than the pyramids!” factoid
Ok but the kick WAS good
Your college football team’s songs and traditions are so embarrassing. We’re literally all laughing at you.
My team’s, however, is totally cool and motivates our guys to play their best. You wouldn’t get it.
“The car can go any speed it wants. Who am I to say?”
-giannis trying to get out of a speeding ticket
That’s really cool!
🎶 there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, FERNANDO
#iufb
Indiana Hoosiers imo
Game is getting tense. Wish there was a way to relieve the pressure, like with an uplifting song or something.
(Brian Kelly introductory press conference as the new Wisconsin head coach)
“Ahn Wiscahnsin dontcha know”
Not sure why more teams don’t try to win by 50 every week and refuse to lose
I once saw an ump “brush off” a painted on plate on a turf diamond! It’s not going anywhere!
Noted carer of mariners fans feelings, Alex Rodriguez
I already feel sick
Oh god you’re right. The older I get the more I mix up different iterations of the postseason
2018 cubs? Blew a huge division lead and then got summarily swept by the Rockies
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
He should do one from Santa next
lmao
Awful camera angle looking like a game of pong, come on Philly!
Should be true of the whole season, imo! MLB would have the entire audience to themselves and corner the coveted “works from home, zoning out of meetings” demo!
If a pinch hitter strikes out, you should get to do the at bat over with the guy that was originally in that spot
I can think of one thing that might have provoked it
“Mets fan” is my favorite Tim Robinson character
Rake Perkins imo
#brewers
MLB: will you pitch in the all star game? We need some guys who can.
Phillies pitchers: No
MLB: (puts a pitcher that will throw on the team)
Phillies position players’ brains:
And a hearty lol to anyone that thinks our problems of isolation and incivility will be solved if we could just come up with the *right* social media app
Indiana Pacers, still