if you want to troll a vegan... "vegan cookies"....

probably should make sure they like you first. ;)

I wouldn't really say that Trump is good at crime.

from a criminal's perspective, getting caught is usually not good.

That is one old pupper!

Here’s to many more!

“Doesn’t like our bright lights”…. lol.
Same, squid, same.

The context In Deut and Lev is god (supposedly) saying "yeah, if you disobey me, I'm going to do these things things to you."

That's not justice. that's not morally good.

in the context of Jeremiah, its "you've disobeyed me, so now I'm gonna do these things". And those things happen.

Only have 300 characters, but really, any single one of those points is utterly fails not only mine, but most people's sense of both justice and morality.

All of them together? Makes it worse. And yeah, I'm not taking it out of context. (in fact, didn't I suggest you should read the full context)

And some of those awful things include famine and sieges so bad they’ll eat their own children.

Blood libel were false claims by Christian’s saying Jews were sacrificing Christian babies, to justify doing atrocities against them.

I do not condone atrocities against anyone.

Nice try, though.

“Jews not Christians” according to Jesus it’s the same god. In fact, most Christian’s believe it’s also Jesus!

This isn’t blood libel. This is just an honest reading of scripture where their god says “if you disobey me, I’m going to do these awful things you.”

A siege that is also caused as punishment.

Read the full chapters, and don’t try to explain how words don’t mean words.

Bible Gateway passage: Jeremiah 19 - New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition The Broken Earthenware Jug - Thus said the LORD: Go and buy a potter’s earthenware jug. Take with you some of the elders of the people and some of the senior priests, and go out to the valley of the s...

and then you SEE HIM DO IT in jeremiah 19:9, punishing the people of Judah... (iirc, you see the fulfillment of this in lamentations 2 and 4; and 2kings 6, )

Bible Gateway passage: Leviticus 26 - New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition Rewards for Obedience - “You shall make for yourselves no idols and erect no carved images or pillars, and you shall not place figured stones in your land, to worship at them, for I am the LORD your G...

You also see the same thing in Leviticus; in a similar collection of scant rewards for obedience, and excessive punishments for disobedience...

Specifically, leviticus 26:29

Bible Gateway passage: Deuteronomy 28 - New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition Blessings for Obedience - “If you will only obey the LORD your God, by diligently observing all his commandments that I am commanding you today, the LORD your God will set you high above all the natio...

Deuteronimy 28:54-55 it's in a list of curses that will befall the israelites should they walk way from the vassal contract they agreed to (aka The Covenant.) the curses start in verse 15, its worth reading over that psychotic little rant by god.

Suffice it to say, they *are* basing their morality on the biblical god.

Uhm.

Excuse me.

Have you fucking read the Bible? That god:

- commanded multiple genocides
- expressly permitted taking sex slaves as loot.
- expressly permitted slavery, ever once corrected that.
- used rape as punishment for another’s sins/crimes
- used eating babies as punishment.

Mondays do be like that.

It's sort of like the difference between eating carrots and celery and stuff, and eating veggie straws. except the veggie straws are probably toxic and smell like shit.

that lake looks prime for a swim!

just wait until they encounter the baby and realize, "We got this!"

My tortie time share kitty insists I disagree with you.

As cute as that void is, I wouldn’t even care if it stared back!

Thanks for having some patience though. I’ve seen a few rescues that were separated early and yeah, it’s not good.

Congratulations! The cat distribution system has placed you with a handsome devil!

Sharks don’t eat junk food, anyway.

This muppet-also named Skittles- agrees.

Also she’s willing to share her motto (“lick the rainbow. And everything else”),

but the christian god loves it when you do war crimes.

It's why he's commanded it so many times.

on the target? yeah.

Bad things happen if the current passes through the heart. the geneitals are sensitive and generally do not respond well to being shot with the barbed needles they use for electrodes. Same for the face with a side of "bad things happen if the current passes through your brain"

Honestly, I'm not donating to anyone who isn't out doing everything in their power to resist and fight this shit.

Don't tell me what you will do.

Tell me what you are doing NOW.

“Alien” works :p

who? so I can block them for blocking owls...

(and around and arond it goes. where it stop, nobody knows.)

Trump plays checkers with pigeons and still manages to lose.

1, 2, 3, 4, could all be summed as "hire competent people to do the job instead of diaper-rash-loving-ass-lickers"

alas, Incompetent diaper wearing presidents prefer the ass lickers.