Take me back.

The intended recipient doesn’t have Bluesky so I can post these here. Hehe.

Looking at my Spotify wrapped maybe messaging my psych to decrease my Zoloft was the wrong decision 💀

HOLY SHIT

@lostmidwesterner.bsky.social just realized I’ve been on this app for almost 2 weeks and having been following him the entire time.

He only figured it out when he asked me if I wanted one of his codes and said no before bursting out laughing.

When technology fails and there’s no backup way to screen visitors you get your new wheelchair delivered at the Royal Farms parking lot. Thanks Army!
Need the appropriate sized spacers to adjust my back and make a few other adjustments. Hopefully the next appointment is smooth sailing.

I don’t usually bring this goober to appointments but there’s good reason to today

That counts as leafy greens. I had mint and Oreo cold stone

What flavor?

Mental health? Never heard of her.

Didn’t realize until today that my entire wedding gallery is available and my tear ducts were not ready.

When the humans don’t give you anything so you’re pissed off.

Yep, Jake gets quite ticked off when people ask him questions about me and he’s like she’s right there ASK HER

It’s a gross assumption to make. Last month when I had the photo shoot another girl’s mom straight up asked Jake if he was my dad. Like knock it the fuck off.

It 10000% felt that way.

She looks guilty

When you pass an inter-abled couple minding their own business and enjoying a night out together, it’s not appropriate to say “respect man, respect”

Nor is it okay to refer to a group with three wheelchair users as a “bunch of r****ds”

Do better Baltimore.

Snarky hoodie? Snarky hoodie.

The walls in this hotel are thinner than my patience.

That 911 dispatcher was completely unprepared

Another day, another sew!

Sewing something new > doing laundry

Casper and her nephew ❤️

You got plans next weekend? Let’s do it

If they use a cybertruck would it send someone into orbit! Asking for a friend

Imma just live in one of those zorbing balls.

Jake can’t handle that.

A bouquet of white and pink flowers sits on a countertop.

Apparently floral arrangement is my new hobby.

Same but I’ve been told no and that I have enough health problems. People won’t let me be great.

Battery operate bike lights if you wanna get extra spiffy!!