Kun je nagaan wat voor chaos het was voor de geboorte van Newton

If you see this post a vampire

EU-ministers: 'We hope for a two-state solution where both states are Israel'

If something can be destroyed by the truth, then let it - be it a person, a government, or an empire built on lies.

For me it's mayonaise

That and the ability to export pIaylists and I would cancel in a heartbeat. But, well, you know. Effort.

Clipse: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

Come for very fresh Clipse, stay for some Tiny Desk banging

Kendrick Lamar ghost like on a screen. Projection during live performance

I saw Kendrick in a dream. He gave the recipe for the perfect gazpacho but I forgot when I woke up. GZA was there too, she was an ant.

a man in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edible Alt: Vincent Price in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edible

Mister Price was a delight, he belongs in your museum (every museum)

a man in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edible Alt: Vincent Price in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edible

Mister Price was a delight, he belongs in your museum (every museum)

Magic card titled Surge Conductor It has an illustration of a shiny robot with lots of sparks. Text: Whenever another non token artifact you control enters, proliferate

Those new #mtg precons look pretty fun. I've ordered both but I'm particularly looking forward to playing with this dude

Nah, just medium spicy. Tell me more about the deadly ones

Kolfbal is nog een marginale sport. Helemaal In competitieverband

Lentils are best enjoyed three at the time

American History X The Everything App

Emulating the taxi experience even better.

Or a lost baby

a man in a sweater is talking to another man with glasses ALT: a man in a sweater is talking to another man with glasses

Maybe he's a stew enthusiast

'Life is unfaiiiir' still pops up in my head now&then. Because it's true.

Bought a MF DOOM shirt for the Kendrick show. Blending in by standing out

What app is that? It looks great!

Well, it has a brown bit to get racist at. Otherwise it's just colourism

I realized that I had fallen into a pattern of resisting any concrete long term plans for the future because my mind was recoiling from the thought of being the person who starred in any of those futures, which is why I was just sort of going with the path of least resistance on everything, which wasn't really doing any good for anybody. I always had a vague notion that maybe I would figure out something Someday but recent events have brought things into startling and terrifying clarity and I've started to realize that if I wait for Someday it's never going to happen.

Wisdom from the SA: priDEMONth thread. Make today your Someday

Children 's slipper with gruesome picture of Spongebob with his face peeled off

Same SB, same

Dit boek heb ik vorige week met plezier uitgelezen. Wat mij betreft was het beter dan De Martiaan. Meer spanning, betere pacing en het neemt zichzelf iets minder serieus. En ja, iemand gaat zich 'the shit uit situaties sciencen'.
Ik verheug me op deze film!
(Sorry voor mijn 'Nederlands')

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.

Sophie has strong opinions about your decisions. Is she available next weekend? I'm getting tired of getting ganked in solo games

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A truly fucked-up street drug: mastodon.social/@icetsvu/114...

AI slop, count the toes