A photo I took of a spice

you are such a

slab alert

I just got into connections a few weeks ago and let me just say it is a maddening zone. It turns my phone into a portal of frustration and deception. (I love it)

I love how #58 could beat the brakes off of any mortal human but once he got possession of the ball, his entire world view shifted.

I checked to see if he is in ye olde family tree, turns out, we have a case of St. John stolen valor here! I'll be reporting this man to the consulate.

This would melt the data center responsible for NextDoor here in NRH.

What a cool night. That venue is incredible, I love it so much.

Worf would honor every Waffle House worker who does the night shift.

bonus to not drinking: more guilt-free calories for chicken wings

That's at least a 30% snack tip on each delivery, yeah?

Is it Carbonara night and can I come over?

Thats why chicken thighs have bones in them, you just use both hands to pick 'em up and eat.

Fire up the grill.

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

how does the ass come off when you lmao

may I kindly butt in and ask: what the fuck

Her listeners are also tired of her "Kirkland wet food will never win a championship" rants.

5:58am - get screamed at by cat for food
6:00am - alarm goes off, mocks me
7am - gym to avoid adult responsibilities
9a-6p - computer keyboard zoom click, consume coffee. Get screamed at by cat for food at 2 on the dot (she does not respect time changes)
6p-7 something Weber or Primo gril related

The Cable Guy is there if you need a rotation player

holy shit we've finally met the master

Next time you golf (or think about golfing) may I suggest a 50/50 of twisted tea+monster rehab lemonade.

Every Hellripper shirt goes so hard. Ready for that new one to hit.

I have no words to describe how I feel about people that steal dictionaries

The USA bobsled program is going downhill fast

He told him. He delivered. 10/10.

We are doing chicken wings. Natures love language.

I still get way too fired up at the first 30 seconds of One By One. Just a barrage to open up an album. No car headliner is safe if I hear it, I will punch through it.

We interrupt this Super Bowl for the stray pug that we are keeping for the time being

If you are at a watching party, remember it is always better to go into the dip with a backing support chip, so you don't have to be that person doubling down with a rescue chip.

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