I mostly forget to come on this app so here’s a life update

ITS NEVER NORMAL

Hi nerdfighters ppl miss u all hope you’re doing something fun or mischievous lately i forget this app exists most of the time ily

Top three least favorite purple category fuck u nyt

hey guys just thinking maybe comedy is over??

Caleb Hearon (funniest person on earth) posting about getting high and watching Crash Course? I must be walking down a gravel road bc baby this is up my alley

I wanna be so in love that I start to have delusions of grandeur saying things like “So High School from TTPD is actually a great song”

I had a good time tonight, being in community, doing a good damn job, engaging with people I value and now I’m humbling myself by going on tinder

DONT BLAME ME (it’s my fault) LOVE MADE ME CRAZY (it was mental illness) IF IT DOESNT YOU AINT DOIN IT RIIIGHT (well…)

people wearing jeans in the airport - what are you trying to prove????

For 4 years, I have been in the top 1% of Taylor listeners - do you think if I throw eggs at Scooter Braun I’ll finally crack into the coveted .5??

Meet my dog - his name is Toblerone and he’s perfect

*tense silence* heyyy
*dramatic noise*
How y’all doinnn

Walkin in to this app feelin like I’m walking into a back room at vid con - where’s the mf ball pit y’all