how tf do i win in modern

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

6-0 to split the finals of avatar prerelease that ran way too long. deck rocks, format is fun, i’m exhausted. quote is my mental state right now. +19 packs

@fireshoes.bsky.social as witness to my descent into madness

Painting of the Medic from Team Fortress 2 as a vampire. He is wearing an (implied) nightgown that exposes his chest, stained with blood dripping from his mouth.

vampire medic portrait from last March. i'm pretty happy with how it turned out :]

#art #tf2 #tf2medic #teamfortress2

(patrons saw this piece first on patreon--- subscribe for only $5 USD/month for a monthly bonus artwork + weekly sketches at patreon.com/mikadll)

I did it. After years and years of trying, failing, and doing it all over again, I did it.

6-3. I’m in day 2.

See you tomorrow, Baltimore.

sitting flat on the floor got me burpin like a mf

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

Condom election map

As you can see, although the reservoir tip and its exurbs remain a reliable democratic stronghold the rest of the condom has swung alarmingly red since 2020

Girls Night #art #coelacanth

This song plays when I pick my nose 🙂

hillside at sunset, a clock tower looms over the scene

r4: ridge racer type 4 / psx
namco, 1998

🐟 Welcome to the Fish Market! 🐟

polished it

BART JUMPS THE GORGE

continuing the reposts for new peeps with reina!!

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

LEARN👇:

There's definitely investors but it again is a PublicBenefitCorp which has to consider employees and benefactors of the "public benefit" as much as directors. Im just lookin up this shit off Wikipedia but all seems cool. Just kinda waiting for ads at this point

@jtp.bsky.social just in case neither of u knew but bluesky is actually a benefit corp designed to test the AT protocol for decentralized social networks, similar to how emails function (user at open source service protocol dot com/net/org). And a fun fact is the CEO's name in English is blue sky!

So beautiful outside today! I will enjoy it to the fullest with Skyrim for Switch in the backyard

You and me baby ain’t nothing but planets so let’s do it like they do on the astronaut channet

If I ever wake up I’m going to make some changes to my lifestyle

Over spring break, we went to Boston and saw a recreated Revolutionary War battle and went to the science museum and then he saw a marionette show in the city and went to the Natural History museum and then his teacher asked him to summarize what he did.

beneath my locks are tom n jerry esque bumps and bruises

brb composing a trenchant critique of capitalist productivity premised on the idea that it's crazy how duolingo doesn't cut you a fucking break on the holidays.

Bluey for Bluesky 💙

A nude man asks "so this is your first time with a man?" Another nude man sheepishly says "yeah." The first time guy sucks the dick of the other guy to completion. After they're finished the first time guy gets up and is radiating energy. Surprised, he asks "what is this power coursing through me?" The other guy puts his hand on the first time guy's shoulder and says "you can say it now."