My hair only grows stronger with age. Be jealous.

I did!

The protagonist(?) tries to get an incel to kill himself! The heroine takes a heroin break mid musical.

Rewatched Oklahoma! for the first since I was a child and I don’t remember it being a psycho-sexual thriller.

Turing 38 this month, thinking about changing my personality and getting into steroids.

Five classes I took in college:

Real anlaysis
Functional analysis
Complex analysis
Partial differential equations
Abstract algebra

Does the 💯 imply steroid use? These in-group signals are getting out of hand.

Pre cum prednesday

Bitch is on Bluesky! Lol

If I physically enjoyed bottoming I’d be the biggest cumdump. And I like to think that’s what makes me a good top.

Who ready to get bred.

Is sniffles where it’s at? I find it unintuitive.

Some of you have never had coffee at a 12-step meeting in a church basement and it shows.

I liked Starfleet Academy a lot more than I thought I would.

Blow me

Love when gays send out a press release after their breakup.

The problem with bear face is that it is stupid but also kinda hot. The most irresistible combination. Like a bear paw tattoo or that one guy in hs you did a group project with.

Bitch woke me up before dawn.

Kiwi Trip Supremacy

Dumb fuck for dumb fuck

I have reoccurring dreams that there is a secret bathhouse in my apartment.

How porn addled am I that read BB as barebacker?

Merry Christmas you worthless cumdump. Open your gift.

I should never leave the house.