Sonny Chiba - The Bodyguard YouTube video by caio

While we're making fun of Pete Hegseth's PULP FICTION faux pas, now's a good time to remind everyone that Quentin Tarantino stole that monologue from a Sonny Chiba movie.

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Is it Rex Manning Day?

I need to read this

Libertarian tech bros loving Star Trek and just absolutely not getting it will never cease to astound me.

When it hits streaming, definitely. I tend to avoid theaters these days.

How much of the science did they have to sacrifice? I thought the Martian struck a decent balance.

Not yet! I really can't wait. Have you?

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY – Official Trailer (HD) YouTube video by Spider-Man

I've enjoyed the past Spider-Man movies well enough, but this looks SO GOOD.

Facepalm gifs aren't enough. Why hasn't science discovered what comes after the facepalm??

Every step was misery!

"So my husband was railed all night by Zepar, a Great Duke of Hell. He commands 26 legions of inferior spirits and now they own a gluten-free bakery together in Colorado."

Shut-up. I'm not crying. I have bad allergies, OKAY?!?!

The crossover I didn't know I needed

The move is ... still progressing. It is interminable. We're logging all of our belongings for insurance. Every book. Thousands of them.

I'm going mad.

It's baffling. I already give away so much of my info. I don't want Bezos listening to me 24/7.

I'm dying to see y'all live. I need to catch the Cincinnati Tilt! GODDAMM!

I was able to beat it without dying a few times as a kid. Now I don't think I could get past the opening level!

Truth.

Learned a lot about hockey, just waiting for a moment to throw off the gloves and punch somebody!

Love it!

There's a reason we know the Konami code. And it's not the Playstation.

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Ooh. I'd love to have a copy of this on my shelf.

I have not! Should I check it out?

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I mean ... at least one of them.

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

It's the equivalent of pulling the sheets over your head so Dracula can't get you.

There you are! Good to see you back. I hope you are well.