but NOT for me 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♂️ ❌

it’s Sunday…

syncing my sets with the stranger next to me to feel some intimacy

big a big, brave boy (going to gym even though I don’t want to)

unfortunately the one marg made me want to kiss men

wild Saturday night in alone (girl dinner & a marg)

bro bonding activity idea: peeing next to each other in the urinals 🫶

taking care to hit my protein goals (got a subway on the way home from the gym)

It’s by Elec Fox 🙂‍↕️

I don’t wanna do the work today

last few days off work WILL be spent lazily 🙂‍↕️

what if we joined them

Happy birthday handsome

it’s got to that part of the Sunday

I’m waiting for a “please” x

standard view of my inbox

I haven’t seen any hog pics with the caption “He is risen” yet, is this a recession indicator

sometimes you just need to shave your balls to feel extra fierce for the weekly Aldi shop

I’ll take one of each just to be safe 🙂‍↕️

in need of a man to provide me with a kiss and a pastry this morning x

🫣

every month I think it would be nice to do an insta photo dump but then I check my camera roll and realise I’ve only taken photos of myself in underwear or of my cock…

this drag race episode pissed me off so bad

I hate that I feel less miserable when I am more productive at work, go to the gym consistently, drink more water and go outside more because I don’t want to do any of those things 😔

I think Dorothy needs to start delivering more shareholder value x

saurrr sick of having a job

there will never be a better drag name than Rebecca Glasscock x

happy Sunday xo

a few drinks deep x