"The passage of time is a Jewish conspiracy."

It is I. Anyways thanks for reading or caring

Once again recommending the biblical solution to public indecency, where the offended party gouges their own eyes out.

You couldn't point out that what he says "contradicts" objective reality?

Made with REAL week-old raw milk.

a teenage detective comic

Ziggurat implies the existence of a larger ziggat.

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Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Dot Evil X Evil.

If even half of my followers sent literally $0.50, I would be past my goal easily.

I deserve to stay housed.

Delete his number.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

They make "health" foods taste worse on purpose, because if they taste too good people won't think they're "healthy" enough.

Fuck it, I'm starting an investment firm called Ponzi. Cut to the chase.

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

They've got an appropriate username for a useless opinion.

You mean the thing I've been doing my entire adult life that has never, never, ever worked, not even a single time?

Anything to avoid admitting your failings are because of yourself.

"Everything's a conspiracy if you don't know how anything works."

From a different social media platform:

Stonewall quietly changed its definition of transphobia last year to help allow the government to pursue its Wraparound Conversion Therapy policy.

The reason Dugdale has been appointed is to launder its *faux* Conversion Therapy ban.

Quislings…?

"We need to soften IP law, but only on the IPs that suck."

Looking forward to trying to explain to my elderly mother that I can't buy her preferred pasta sauce anymore, because they're trying to become big brother.

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Well, shit. Thanks for the heads up.

Yes, name your security company after the "Dark Lord" that got his shit stolen and his house broken into. Great idea.

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screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.