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Lisa Barlow in coach:

Cannot believe I've got to drag my sorry carcass up at this ungodly hour for 1 day of work before the weekend. My cruel post-op woes!

Good morning sunshine 🌞

The cruel and callous Emz

Dean is doing the most for camera time and it's showing. You just know he's plotting a full blown musical performance in lieu of the trial. #ImACeleb

My lock screen is the same with my George 😕 then people will see and be like aw he's so cute what's his name???....

I haven't watched yet but really, Dorit smoking has you all giddy? Oh the bar is on the floor #RHOBH

The abysmal snow looms

It's like The Express when they write 1,000 stories about how it's the worst blizzard of all time and we're all gonna die. Shurrup!

Shannon Beador they could never make me hate you #RHOC

Hard agree! Thankfully the evil Todd is in the last stage of his life cos he's awful but Bronwyn can stay!

a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand . ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and an apron is holding a spoon in her hand .

It's Thursday my queen

Invalid handle this invalid handle that flamin hell

Heather had one semi-iconic catchphrase last season (which let's be real she rehearsed to death), hit up a doctor for some Ozempic and acts like she's Bravo's best talent in years. Get her off my screen at once! #RHOSLC

Hiya Kevin luvs xxx how's yer Diane doing i saw her in gala last week she stank xxxx

I do enjoy the calm and serenity of this here app. Reminds me of Twitters glory days. Until that marmalade munching little bastard Paddington comes over with his red hat of death!

Obsessed with Jessel's mother waiting for her cues to partake in this conversation about a total stranger, and then giving the most wooden shocked reaction you've ever seen. Diva! #RHONY

Catch me looking like a pensioner in a few weeks time 💀 determined it won't have me out of action long!!!

I simply cannot get on board with the abysmal new #RHONY. I made a real effort to watch this season but they just aren't it, sorry dorlins but it's true!

Gym done 😮‍💨 now abymsal work!

Abysmal woman!

Oh well isn't this nice