Uncula @nocontroller.bsky.social We need a 4/20 for psilocybin

These guys get to see the face of god and it’s still not enough.

So the cyber truck is just today’s Pontiac Aztec (but worse)?

Remember to cover your drinks in Flavortown

Fuck nudes. Send help!

There’s also penis wrath - an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Penis lust - loving just the penis and not the whole person

Penis gluttony - obvious

Penis sloth - jerking off all day

Penis greed - we’re more than just a number ladies… and fellas… and enbys

And of course penis pride.

We’ve made it once more to our beloved Friday, comrades. And hail Satan

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Barely any time to hail Satan with all the Friday going on.

Projection. Kamala and Biden made every appeal they could to the right and actively refused to appeal to the left. It’s their fault they lost.

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Don’t know if folks heard but April fools is on the 20th this year.

Someone should start pumping out some high quality animation remakes of live action movies. Call it a reverse Disney.

An altered poster of We Were Soldiers that says “We Were Good Boys”. Mel’s face replaced by a chihuahua’s face.

On this Friday, we hail Satan

Pokemon TCG full art Toxel playing with a train. Got it! BASIC Toxel HP60 1 lightning 1 colorless - Static Shock 30 weakness (fighting +20

Hail Stan it done be Fritag again.

They say the axe forgets but the tree remembers. But sometimes the axe realizes it wasn’t an axe and looks upon its work in horror. Anyways tortured metaphors aside, go to therapy.

I hope you got paid up front for this.

Toyota-thon gonna be tough this year…

Me shouting into the void: You’re such a good listener, void. I don’t know what I’d do with someone else here.

I like to theorize that we’re not actually conscious or at least consciousness is a sliding scale with humanity on the lower end. Money seems to have a compounding effect.

Will AI be the next generations’ leaded gasoline? Probably not but can you imagine?

Without oil, how will we open a portal to hell in the oceans, beaches, and various estuaries of this great nation?

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Hail Satan tis Friday yet again.

I’m working on a magic eye of Rick Astley.

Would the Onion sue me if I threw an Onion themed birthday party?

It’s their first offense. Probably a fine and 20 hours of community stand up.

Putting ‘Spank me!’ stickers on the bottom of ketchup bottles.

Every CEO out here trying to show how much they love their product and I just want more of that Mikey D’s CEO trying to get through their menu. Next up, Filet-o-Fish, Chris!

Get a loosey with your juice-y.

screenshot of slay the spire 2 with the Ironclad supported by a bird attacking a trio of colorful enemies.

Birb

A black cat laying awkwardly over a blanket with his bit in the air and back at a solid 45° yet sleeping peacefully.

Let the burdens of tomorrow weigh on me tomorrow. Let the burdens of right now weigh on me right now.

*unchucks your nunchucks*