A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting on his computer, turning to look at Green, who is looking at a book laying open before him with delight. Green: Time for me to delve into a new book! Blue watches quietly as Green transforms into a cloud of abstract liquid energy, flowing into the opened book. Minding his own business, Blue turns back to his computer. Some time passes. Blue turns towards the book again, looking at Green, who peeks out of the book, looking somewhat disoriented. Blue: When were you coming out of there? It's 7 pm. Green: What year is it?

amg mas tão achando que ele realmente se jogou? ao invés de cair como foi noticiado?

People killed by fruit & veg:

5. Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III (melon overdose)
4. Comic poet Antiphanes (struck by a pear)
3. Stuntman Bobby Leach (slipped on orange peel)
2. Health-food advocate Basil Brown (carrot juice poisoning)
1. Tory MP William Payne-Gallwey (fell and landed on a turnip)

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

a sensação é a mesma de um pré acampa mas sem ter ninguém pra ajudar e sendo só eu

pensando aqui que certeza que o max inventou esse negócio agora

writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”

a única coisa que eu quero do tt é a minha conta privada, o resto pode jogar fora

Interior, well stocked and designed children’s bookstore

Interior, well stocked and designed children’s bookstore

Interior, well stocked and designed children’s bookstore

Wanfujing bookstore in Beijing has six(?) floors of books, including one floor devoted to my heart’s books, children and youth. I really, really wish I read Chinese.

queria fazer um tweet bem expositivo na minha conta privadissima do twitter ki saudades volta vida

gente o Brandão tá fazendo acepção de pessoas (não quer me aguentar por 12h........

agora não pode cantarolar pelos corredores que tem alguma coisa acontecendo

no lugar da palavra "problema" eu li "homem" KAKKAKKAKAKKAKAKKKAKAKWKKAAKAKAKAK

me sinto um bobo da corte!

sometimes reading history really does feel like staring into a howling void of evil and it's like to drive one mad

agora eu era o heroi
e o meu cavalo 🐴🐎 i only speak english

ⓘ this user is obsessed with book promotions

if my dad got disturbingly obsessed with spirals I’d probably do what I do for all his weird hobbies: buy him a cheap shirt off amazon that says like “Yeah, I’m A Spiral Dad”

Não sei vocês, mas eu AMO VR. Uma das poucas vantagens do CLT

An author just came in and got a library card. When the person looked up their name (to make sure they didn't already have a card) the record for their books came up instead. The author was SHOCKED and DELIGHTED to see we had their books and told the person that we'd made her month.

Score!

nem milhares de anos vão tirar meus olhos do meu Amado

Paul Cezanne Houses in the Greenery
Private Collection

cadê a versão de oh se fendesses do Gustavo Araújo 💭

Ta vendo que é só criticar que chega? 💓💓💓☺️☺️☺️ Táticas!