The least realistic thing about Ocean's Eight (2018) is Awkafina's pure joy at having been elected a member of the co-op board

Just so you know, it’s actually worse if the USA’s first pagan President was “joking” with the picture he posted of himself in the garb and performing the actions of Jesus Christ because that means that he thinks blasphemy is fodder for jokes

Blitz Chess • mmodine vs yabanarisi mmodine (1607) played yabanarisi (1548) in a rated Blitz (½+11) game of chess. yabanarisi resigned after 44 moves. Click to replay, analyse, and discuss the game!

This is the best snatching-victory-from-the-jaws-of-defeat game I've ever had: opponent had two queens by move 10, but resigned after blundering them both away lichess.org/9msvMTNZDT0C

Interesting that these are the same knuckleheads who preach personal responsibility

Is it don’t look for Jesus among stones or don’t look for Jesus while stoned? I keep forgetting #HappyEaster2026

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

Left side passenger too

The mustaches are too long

Elizabeth Banks

I wear “liberal” like a badge of honor because to me it means believing in democracy over authoritarianism, facts over propaganda, compassion over cruelty, and opportunity over exclusion.

If that’s the label, I’ll take it.👇

Fancy ways to say goodbye to someone you hate:

1. Fare thee not well
2. Being quit of you gladdens my heart
3. Your absence shall make my heart forgetful
4. The slam of the door behind you resounds like the peal of freedom’s bell
5. I shall dance upon learning of your final departure

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

To say that the presence of white people makes things bad is to confuse correlation with caucasian

Okay so hear me out: museums all around the world print 3-D replicas of their exhibits and return the plundered loot where it belongs and tell on their little card where to see the real one

But David, affordability is a Democrat hoax. If you don’t get that by now…man, I don’t know what to say to you 🤣 (/sarcasm)

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours.

Gas prices skyrocketing.

Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month.

Another war in the Middle East.

Are we great again yet?

Yesterday a student said, “It seems like God has more concern for the poor than the rich” and I live for these moments

#warcrime #allwarisacrime

Actually do let the door hit you

Then the girl from Purdue smiled at that
And said, “Now, I’ll teach Hebrew to Cat!”
When the kitty was keen,
To keep all its fur clean,
Got a hairball and spat it like

When Tr**p founded the Board of Peace he really meant he was bored of peace so here we are

According to Tr**p they’re both sh!thole countries so what difference does it make?

Wag the Dog: when your home country’s leader starts a war somewhere, apparently to distract from domestic issues.

Wag the God: when your distress over this having happened affects your ability to pay attention in church.

Zikronat Sedaka Livrocha

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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.

Woke: when your bidet sprayer hasn’t been entirely effective

Bespoke: reaching around to ✨ discover ✨ that your bidet sprayer hasn’t been entirely effective

In 50 years, people arguing online will regularly employ the Tr*mp Card

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years