Sending the best vibes to you and your family! May she feel better soon!

This is so goddamn funny

fun murder ballad fact: Billy Strings had to address a crowd that the lyrics to his murder ballad, “My Alice” are not “I don’t like how he looks at My Ass” but “I don’t like how he looks at My Alice.” Hearing it live, it definitely sounds like “my ass” sometimes which is way funnier.

my asshole is cinched so tight I may not fart for a month

(just lost breaks in my latest loaner with a mobile home toter coming down a hill behind me. real final destination shit)

I am become death, destoryer of cars.

Call the ambulance for the red wings

#LGRW

what the fuck beisbolcats

looks like it got truncated to a smaller resolution

Wings threaten but do not win

chances it works are way below zero, but its gonna be funny to see what it slops out

so for shits and giggles, im seeing if all these new vscode slop features can do something exceedingly stupid: translate the leaked nt4 codebase to compilable rust.

what an utterly disappointing beginning and end to this game

lets goooooooooooooooo

lets goooooooo

no TV for Tigers/Rockies today? laaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeee

The National Basketball Players Association came out swinging today on multiple issues that will ABSOLUTELY be revisited in the next CBA.

First up, NBPA on the 65-game rule, and its impact on Cade Cunningham.

tool is math rock for people who failed algebra

a king was born this day

Ive been living in Winston for a couple years and it’s like the melting pot for the worse people. You’ve got the meth contingent mixing with the rich car wash owner contingent around the lake area forming a douche typhoon. Not to mention the local sheriff emulates Walkers at any step.

If you’re allowed to enjoy pleasure you’re allowed to enjoy pain too. Stay in your lane!

it hits different when you’re getting the pain by choice. like it gives you some control over it.

moment of zen: auburn mens baseball walks it off against texas in the 9th on a fielding error

marsh gets a hit, caught in left field. game over, 4-4 tie!

full count on marsh

swing and a miss from marsh. one strike away.

neat curveball, try throwing it in the strikezone

2 strikes away from the tie.

strikes out swinging, 2 outs, marsh at the plate

bad contact, ball bounces into stotts leg. trampoline ass ballpark today