Vlaakith sounds like Bea Arthur. (Compliment)(bad bitch)

Dear “von tiger” on Steam RE6,

You’re an asshole.

Sincerely,

Some not dude.

Yesterday at work, one of the new girls said to me “I like how you explained that. You sounded just like Rick. Have you seen Rick and Morty?”

The rest of the day I thought about how I’m a lonely, bitter asshole.

"Darling, panic is so middle-class." — A guide to Addams family deliveries.#shorts #viral YouTube video by Obsidria Film

IT’S AN ADDAMS #transrights
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i had eight hours of sleep and stayed off twitter and my depression went away

🫂

christmas eve what about christmas adam happy christmas adam to all men's rights activists Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for 'evening. Please don't turn activism into a joke. Thanks. Someone isn't having a good christmas adam Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying. Happy Christmas Adam everyone

Happy Christmas Adam.

Schrödinger’s Rejection

Klingons said trans rights.

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Hinge, your days are numbered…

‘Tis the season of death.

An 80s newscaster named Carol Bland saying something next to an inset image of gray figures against a slightly lighter gray background over the caption GLOOM

Weather (interior and exterior) report

Had a creeping wave of déjà vu earlier today at work when I realized I successfully ruined my life yet again.

Electric Callboy - AMORELIE Adventskalender UNBOXING YouTube video by Electric Callboy

They’re trying to kill me.

youtu.be/SPcynuCbCGM

A lady’s chest, no nipple, with a scratch from a cat.

A cat who may or may not be unhappy. Regardless, this cat has an elevator butt.

Unhappy cat, but not a terribly unhappy cat. 😾

God damn clankers stealing jobs.

Don’t tell people not to joke about serious shit. It’s a coping mechanism for some of us. It’s how we aren’t constantly screaming.

@americanswamprat 3 days ago this music is gonna get me through my lack of medication

youtu.be/ZQmR4JghKR4

elmo from sesame street is on fire with his eyes glowing Alt: elmo from sesame street is on fire with his eyes glowing

The Taco Bell website repeatedly tried to gaslight me with “the store is closing soon. r u sure you want them tacos?”

To which I replied by reading my website cart directly to the drive thru speaker.

Never doubt my passion for tacos.
NEVER.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Not this year. This year the crying happens at home.

I got birthday cards from my stepmom and stepsister.

They made me cry.

I remain confident in my decision to birthday at home where I can break down privatelyabout it.

spoilers

Snack run.

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

Same

Repeat after me:
May the forest grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to shamble slowly through the shadows, and wisdom to embrace the mossy darkness.

I have been informed it’s okay for me to read it as long as I don’t sing it at karaoke. I’m still going to have white guilt about it.

want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income

@seemoreevil.bsky.social okay so I finally opened how to dodge a cannonball and at the first sentence I don’t think I’m allowed to read this because of the n word. 😬