Natalie Portman expecting first child with longtime beau Fartmaster 5000

This article (proposing professional sanctions for lawyer-journalists who publish leaked SCOTUS material) is genuinely one of the stupidest things I’ve read in my entire adult life reason.com/volokh/2026/...

he's an awful guy but this is just straight up chilling to look at

tbh "incompetent drunk" was among the least of my fears for a Trump appointee, but I mean yeah impeach him or whatever

Jerry wearing thick glasses on Seinfeld

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

sorry but an unprecedented cascade of accidents should have to happen for you to miss a flight.

tanned rested and ready

I think his replacement would likely be more effective being evil than kash and also not be very funny

It will honestly be devastating if Trump fires Kash because he's the only purely funny thing about this Trump term

everyone is so concerned about jet fuel even though it can't melt steel beams

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but first you must answer my riddles three:

Natalie Portman expecting first child with longtime partner Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.

Nothing but respect for Kash Patel's lack of work ethic but this is why you ask to be made ambassador to Fiji or something

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

friday can check

Hasan Piker is an authoritarian. The Pope is weak on crime. Mr. Met is an anti-semite.

Imagine spending 60k a year to attend Richmond Law and your Con Law class is one long rant about how John Eastman was wronged

they got sidney sweety in a dang dog costume

It's a problem that legal academic norms allow a fundamentally dishonest person like Wurman to operate

memetic sisyphus

I earnestly wish the DC mayoral candidates would address mosquito mitigation plans for the District. We are one of the worst US cities for mosquitoes and this summer is going to be the worst one yet.

MURDER WISH HELD TO BE FREE SPEECH (Published 1987)

it's good to remember there's a supreme court case that says you can't fire a public employee for saying that you hope someone successfully murders the president www.nytimes.com/1987/06/25/u...

Uncle Leo?

it's cool to be like this as the editorial director of a dem aligned think tank

further down the thread he says that McDuffie, the candidate supported by multigenerational DC homeowners, is better for YIMBYs because he supports Waymo

that's right Jordan. Everyone knows that being a true YIMBY means building less housing but in a way that annoys a DSA member you argued with online 6 years ago.

I had to do a Red Cross

ok but 180k jobs created in 2025 is objectively really bad