Best name ever 🙌

I don't have the time or energy to be a different person right now, except it's always right now so this is just gonna be what ppl get.

If you've ever gotten a clumsy question from me in a message, I tried 😂😭

My toxic trait is somehow always crafting a message that leaves absolutely no opening for a reply or ongoing conversation of any kind, then being unable to do anything about it except curse my autism under my breath and hit send

I know, it's dangerous to scroll 😅

It's the duck from Living Nature! I got mine half price so shop around 😊

This is exactly what it looks like 😅 I put all my summer pyjamas in a plastic box packed away so that the winter ones could fit in a single drawer for once, but they're still overflowing and my husband won't cede any real estate 🙈

I'm so mad that Julie Taylor never gets a spanking in any of the seasons of Friday Night Lights. I don't ask for much.

Aww that makes me even more happy 🥰 Hope you're enjoying springtime over there!

Thank you 🥰

🐣🧡🐇

Organising the kink stuff in my junk cupboard and my internal narration is like fake cigarettes, candy cigarettes, real cigarettes,

Thanks!

Thank you 🥰

My new bunny pjs 🐇💕

I have a feeling my husband would be down with this alternative 😅

All I tried to do was bring a piece of my culture (wasteful indulgence) to this foreign land I live in, and I've faced nothing but discrimination

pUt oN aNother jUmPer

It's come to that time of year when you run the heater in the morning and the aircon in the afternoon. Or, if your partner is Australian, run nothing and just freeze and boil to death instead

Daddy said making pierogis from scratch was unnecessary and would exhaust me, but I did it anyway. Then I ate the pierogis. Now I'm trying to prove him wrong by pretending not to be exhausted, but the best I can do is literally falling asleep on this couch 🥟

Just noticed one of our popular local coffee roasters has named it's beans--
Daddy's girl
Lucky boy
Troublemaker
and
Wild Child

Who did it 🧐

Don't know whether I laughed harder at "but" or "Right in the ass"

Waiting for his call to finish

Listening to Mary Oliver's Wild Geese on repeat, quickly grabbing some things from the queen vic market before tramming back home in time to do a scene. Autumn chill in the air.

Happy birthday 🥳

You can tell I'm a brat because verge-of-laughter anger is just *chef's kiss* to me

He immediately caught my wrist and gripped it hard while wordlessly giving me my favourite look-- genuinely ruffled by my audacity and warning me to cut it out with his eyes, but unable to stop smirking because I was also so hilarious.

I've been buying all this stuff to organise our house. When Daddy gave me a dubious look and started to question what "shelf thing" I was trying to buy, I reached over to where he was lying on the couch, ruffled his hair, and said "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it"

Like, 'prisoner in a house of strangers' is a bit much 😆

Okay but in your defence this cover and the back caption are wildly different from any of the covers I've seen, which are way more on the preteen period romance side 😂😂

I was obsessed with this book when I was 11 🙈