Those crowds for Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella make me feel like such a boomer but it’s so depressing. A sea of phones!! Not one person without one!

Maybe I'm still a little scarred from there being very few good kits in the Liverpool deal over five years, but; how do Nike keep getting these sorts of contracts? How have they got GERMANY'S contract? Do the NFL and NBA deals just enable them to keep writing blank cheques elsewhere

Julian Casblancas..... I never thought I'd say this but step asay from the vocoder

Too warm today

Is that.. yes, that IS Danny Dyer in the stands at West Ham, singing the adjusted lyrics to "Freed from Desire" which refer to Jarrod Bowen shagging his daughter

Won't someone think of the fogging estandards

Third-tier French musician making esoteric pop music. Ethel Caen. Is this anything

Made this for the group chat and now it is a thing that exists. No further notes

Dasha is getting mercilessly dunked on over on the Everything App and I have no one to talk to about it with because no one I know is as uniquely online brain-poisoned as me

Aside from everything else, which genius at Wireless Festival looked at Kanye West in 2026 and was like yes, this is someone who can reliably perform stadium-sized shows three nights in a row

Congratulations to whichever influencer ends up replacing Scott Mills on the breakfast show

For me this will always be my favourite Salah goal. It's not as flashy as some of the others, but I love it so much because it shows he has the kind of precision maybe only half a dozen players of his generation have - if he's off by even an inch he loses it, and he STILL finds a way to score

STAY IN LINE!! We're NEARLY THERE!!!!!!!!!

SURE, WHY NOT

They're calling it the goofiest Ante 2 lineup of all time

Even if England don’t win the World Cup this year - which, lmao - we are gonna need to have a serious conversation about this fella soon

Lot of noise for The Secret Agent in the room… IKTR!

Amy Madigan you have charmed me

Finally discovering what it’s like to be an AnCom because the anti-AI groups I’m following aren’t sufficiently radical enough for me. “Make AI work for the people!” Or just, y’know, make it not work at all? Guys? Mods?

Chelsea play Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League next week, by the by

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god

Think Garnacho is getting booed for his past United association and if that's the case, it turns out it's possible to love my home town even more

INTO THESE

Sources (me) saying "ELLA MCCAY" is the most Bluesky-coded film of 2025 and no I shan't elaborate

Part of the reason the former example got so out of hand is that people generally don't understand how live broadcasting works and it eventually became clear that both Bafta and the BBC let everyone down whether through incompetence or malice. Sucks!

Single most charitable reading is that, following the Bafta debacle last week, the person in charge of the feed going out with a 10-second delay slammed the mute button when they heard "Fuck," but even having said that I'm not inclined to believe it

I will always go to bat for that Bieber Christmas album honestly but... y'all okay

Welcome to the BRITs, where every year in exchange for a maximum two good live performances you get a list of some of the worst nominations known to any awards ceremony in any discipline

Carly leaving cash on the table