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Posts by Madam Gourmand, The Sweetest Supervillain!
"THERE'S NOT ENOUGH RED!"
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"If you had two options and one of them was taller, stronger, and nearly invulnerable, which would you choose? I like being able to walk down dark alleys by myself... [...] I like the way people have to tilt their heads a little bit to talk to me. It's a good feeling..."
// From Tumblr. This is exactly how Gina's work functions essentially.
She's doing insane things, but you probably shouldn't try to think about how too much.
Luckily, it's usually fixable!
// Some background info on Gina and the Sons of Ether; none of these fuckers agree on ANYTHING. And they're all right.
Reality paradigms are fun like that!
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(From Ghostix on Tiktok)
"Come now, we know that's not true. I know how you play the game."
"I have a feeling that if I suddenly caused you to be associated with me, you would defend me to defend yourself."
She's not assuming!
She just knows that she could make him take her case, if she needed to!
"Too late! I have already come up with more than a dozen ways to make you have to do so."
"Good to know you'll represent me pro bono."
"You're gonna have nightmares knowing me then."
"Well, then don't ask. Just look at various candies and go' what if that was a person?' You'll figure it out."
// If Gina is not the weirdest person your muse knows, then I'm not writing her right.
"Do you want to know?"
"You CAN do all kinds of kinky sex things though." Not helping, Gina.
"Just wanting to make sure that if I wipe them out I won't be breaking any laws."
"Why does everyone ask that? Of course not. That's cannibalism."
"Cool! Because they're building weapons and I'm pretty sure the tribal societies are taking over the space. I keep dropping food in to see if they'll form a religion."