just got a missed call from an all zeroes phone number, glitch in the Matrix

sciatica pain would be a beautiful name for a baby girl, instead of whatever is happening to my leg/ass

🎵MENSTRUATION. YES, BLEEDING. DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I'M STRESS EATING🎵

(is this helpful?)

🎶CUT MY UTERUS INTO PIECES
CUZ THESE CRAMPS FUCKING HORT🎶

Blood rain scene from Evil Dead (2013) of Mia using a chainsaw against a deadite (version of herself I think? idk it’s been a long time since I saw it) in front of a burning cabin

me two days ago: hmm, seems like this is gonna be a light cycle

me now:

Thank you, I hate the really bad ones 😭

once again pointing out that it’s bullshit that pain can cause nausea — that should not be a thing! And my uterus throwing a fit shouldn’t make my legs and back hurt so bad it’s difficult to walk! Bad design! Fix it!

I had so many things planned for this week and between other people needing to cancel and me being laid out today from pain, now only my online stuff is happening 🥲

oh, to have a uterus! So fun! Love it!

Using an app where the devs are openly hostile towards me only makes me stronger, it makes me want to shit post even harder and even worse

what if cassowaries but they can, and will, rain meteors down on you

i am a professional artist and am not asking for advice. i'm making a little post.

Line-art-only, closely cropped image of a thing with a single bulging eye and multiple recessed mouths of irregular teeth. It's smiling, maybe?

Drawing a friendly fellow.

I don’t like the word “speciality” — that’s a bad word. Gross. Why does it sound like that? No thanks!

A campaign to protect one of the planet’s only expanding kelp forests takes shape CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Diving in the Great African Seaforest, with its tightly packed towering kelp stipes that can rise up to 9 meters, or 30 feet, from the seabed, is a surreal experience, even…

South Africa is home to one of the world's only expanding kelp forests, yet most of it lacks protection.

Researchers are now documenting the thousands of species within the Great African Seaforest to drive new conservation efforts.

@alexandratalty.bsky.social reports for #Mongabay.

idk who “Simon” is and idgaf WHAT he says

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

Bitey gf, cake bf

if i open my eyes REALLY wide, is that like a workout?

these companies need to STOP putting hyaluronic acid in EVERYTHING

it really sucks that a lot of my things are hitting the 15-20 year mark and starting to wear out because now I don’t trust that any replacement won’t be an overpriced piece of shit

oh no haha I’ll have to be sure and watch it early in the day or I won’t sleep!

Bluesky will display your photo if you’re pure of heart

I have seen it! I just preferred Caveat lol Oddity was fun too, but for some reason Caveat got to me a lot more. I’ll definitely rewatch both beforehand though!

What are you doing this Thursday? We have 50 or so ideas.

isthereamaxfunmeetupnearme.com

Looking forward to this one! 👏🏽 Caveat is one of my “don’t think about it late at night in the dark” movies lol

Yeah, this was great. Scary AF!

Journey or Abzû!

My most toxic trait is I always think the word jurassic has two r's in it

Kasador Official website for Kasador - 4 piece indie rock band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Kasador — Check them out!

KASADOR 2026 UK TOUR APRIL 21 Bristol, UK The Croft APRIL 23 Glasgow, UK McChullus APRIL 24 Aberdeen, UK Cafe Drummonds APRIL 25 Edinburgh UK Cabaret Voltaire APRIL 28 Norwich UK Voodoo Daddy’s APRIL 29 Leicester, UK Firebug APRIL 30 Manchester, UK 33 Oldham St MAY 1 Birmingham, UK Dead Wax Digbeth MAY 2 London, UK Dream Bags

Any UK-based people want to go support some Canadian lads on their first tour outside North America???

They’ll be back in Ontario at the end of May if some Canadians want to check them out and support local 🇨🇦