The first few years they just are all about keeping you on your toes

The baby is sad that the baby doesn’t have that jacket in their size

No matter how you’re picturing the sadness of aftersun, you’re wrong.

It’s not that kind of picture.

It’s the kind that brainworms you. I’d even go so far as to say it changes how you think about life as a parent.

I both love it dearly and don’t think I’ll watch it again for decades.

I was at that Raul game and called his second homer moments before it happened from my seat in between 1B and RF.

My 2:00AM-5:00AM Veselka watch began in 2002 and ended in approx 2007.

That’s a “redils” if I’ve ever seen one

CatRat could use a little bulking up.
Conscientious baby over there.

I buy the 6’3” part, given mlb’s measuring and updating of all player heights for the abs system.

Whether he’s 166 or not, idk man lol

Eddie guardado

That’s a wild fun fact. I never knew that, despite having watched 2001 maybe 10 times

September 11

That’s some quality wordplay right there.

Time for the most inscrutable ones I can think of:

1 dark 1

Se1en (or O1e, I guess?)

1 (300)
1 (8 1/2)

Millimeter

Both times the marlins come to queens this season are while the yanks are on the road.

I think they’re just gonna play it as a night game. Yanks off tomorrow. Miami has a night game in Miami tomorrow.

Getting Miami back up to the Bronx doesn’t look simple at a glance

Nook Logan is an elite “remember some guys” entry

Benicio del toro in one battle after another saying “a few small beers”

Sure but I’ve got a packed day so it’ll have to be

Blackout summer. I’ll never forget it

Oh, aftersun, if you’re in the mood for a film that will recontextualize your entire world.

Not a stack rank list, but some personal favs / movies I feel were underwatched in various genres

Hell or high water

Hail Caesar

Inside llewyn Davis

Warrior

Bottoms

Theater camp

Brother, I take no joy in saying this:
you 100% don’t need it

Just gotta add two more cameras on you. 3x30% Mikeys = 90% Mikey

Brother holy shit this post hit me like a cannonball