Club crackers and summer sausage and cheddar cheese slices are the S-tier snack, I will die defending this

Been working on this for a good two weeks and I am really happy with this!! It's going up on the wall. #MixedMedia #Illustration #fanart #ArthurMorgan #RDR2 #RedDeadRedemption2 #art #watercolors #acrylicink #collage #coloredpencils

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Words that I want to use more:

- mish-mash
- grubby
- hobnob
- schmutz

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Erotica must be a little bit cringe, a lil bit gross. If you think your tastes line up exactly with the most formulaic romance where everyone kisses very normally and Tab A goes in Tab B perfectly, I think you are doing yourself a disservice. I might go so far as to say it lacks bravery, or honesty

Getting ready to watch Last Tango in Paris for the first time

one of the best and most unironic pieces of art advice i can give is to draw yourself with your favorites. whatever you want to call it, self insert, self shipping, hanging out with your muse, doesn’t matter; draw yourself and your favorite characters in the same space and interacting. you don’t have to post it, but make it for the love of god. I’m serious, by the way, and it doesn’t matter what kind of dynamic you’re imagining, either. if it’s platonic or familial– play with the body language. does your favorite’s body language change around you versus other people? if they’re a villain, how would they relax in that sense of privacy versus in the public or “keeping the face”? what are the gestures you’d draw for both of you talking? do they touch their face while talking? how would you draw yourself leaning in with attention? if it’s romantic– how do you draw them relaxing in the space with you, and/or vice versa? if they give comfort with tactile quality, how would they give a hug, and how does the overlapping forms of the bodies interact on paper? how do you draw longing vs satisfaction, and playing with the distance of space of both? (and yes, if it’s sexual– what kind of kinks have you always hidden away? what’s the shit you can’t imagine poking at with a stick in daylight or in reality? how would you render the textural implements of fetish items? how do you draw the raw tension lines of intimacy to the point you “feel” the intimacy and/or it feels believable? how do you convincingly portray shyness or lust?) play with how you want to present yourself too. are you not feeling your own shape language? change it up! want to wear the clothes you’ve always felt a little too scared to put on? want to play drag? use this chance to study how clothes look, how to render the tactile quality of fabric, what makes silk feel different than leather, how would you draw confidence in a person? how would you erase the idea of artistic shame in your vocabulary?

( ^ ᵕ ^ ) old advice i still stand by.

Zuckerberg believing everyone was like him and craved isolation from human contact to the extent he wasted a trillion dollars building a shitty virtual mall is the key to understanding how completely the superich are insulated from even the faintest whisper of reality

It's wild that we can instantaneously send a message to anyone in the world and yet 99% of our correspondence is some flavor of "what's the status of this"

My 4yo nephew created a monster called Moon Wakes Up, it's a smiling moon with tentacles, GDT get on the phone with him immediately

"Pie baking in this country is dead.

"I have never baked a pie, "

Just opened up LinkedIn. Jfc, I hate this place.

My hairdresser and I were sharing conspiracy theories about the state of shit. She explained the weasel timeline to me, I explained Harambe to her. Really happy that our dystopia is continuing to bring people together.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 16

Time to up the meds, ig. Last time was 2020, so good mileage maybe?

Shit, I think I'm depressed again

I had a colonoscopy a few years ago and DID YOU KNOW if you haven't gone through menopause, they make you take a pregnancy test right before the procedure?? They almost cancelled mine bc after shitting my brains out for 24 hours, my body no longer contained any liquid and I couldn't pee on the stick

April is the ugliest fucking month

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

Millie/Marin/Ladd: tons of convincing with no certain outcomes
Baxter: first in line

The whimsy in RWI is also better: Getting high in trailer parks, stalking hookups, Frank.

Afro Index has finally launched! It’s a visual reference library of Black hairstyles, good for artists, animators, writers, and anyone want to learn more about Black hair! Check it out at afroindex.org 💛✨ #digitalart

a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

Teeny tiny cuck microphones with their fluffs. I will record with big girth beasts.

Take Back the Tide Pool (WIP)

#art #watercolor

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her.

Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

"At least I don't write letters to the editor," I remind myself, after commenting "you didn't go viral if no one's heard of you" on an Instagram ad.

The 'Good Goth Mom' Gallery (1/2)
A comm collab I've been building the past few years...

@secase.bsky.social
@iceberglonely.bsky.social
@katnay.bsky.social
@romecartoons.bsky.social

#furryart

This realization teaches nothing and benefits no one.