I think he would totally would enjoy a snowball

My whole following group both here and their wouldn't make it to sundown

DED
Alexa ask Uber to drop me off at my pre purchased funeral provider please.

We have reached a point where I believe nothing.

So she wasnt missing or had a mental breakdown?

I wasnt drinking that shit. It was given free to the guy by his $40/month whisky of the month club. I drink only Irish whisky. My $300/qtr club better not send me something like that.

This a group text with some friends that think there might be something wrong with me.

As soon as I see the name

tHerE was one Dude I thouGht wE'd see.

soon some of the other Voldemort's will be showing up as well I am sure.

I thought weather watch was Clowns deal?

Same, not a nanosecond of that dude do I wish to see or hear.

What could go wrong?

I picture @kerrcow.bsky.social sneaking around the factory taking bites out of one peperoni on every pizza and diabolically laughing.

All right you degenerates, you got me here, show yourselves.