Leicester City's players booed *onto* the field this evening. I don't think their fans are confident about avoiding relegation.

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

The albums Dangerous, Thriller and Bad.

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Isn't it refreshing to see an MP pushed out to defend their boss and instead going with "Screw the party line, this *is* a shambles"?

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Orange tabby cat with a stern expression in a cozy living room. Transcribed Text: Me, waiting for my turn to speak, but the topic's already changed.

Tuesday

Tweet by Martina Navratilova. "Predator. That is how he should register. A sexual predator…" quote-tweeting a tweet by "Biology Rules OK" about Dr. Beth Upton, a trans woman

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it.

It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

YES. My 2006 vintage is still going strong with its new 500GB SD card chugging away inside, and iTunes is very happy to work with it. Come on Apple, sort it out.

It looks like he's wearing them backwards.

Chuckie Egg 2 was even better than Chuckie Egg. I've been playing it on and off since 1987 and have never finished it. What Spectrum games lacked in looks they certainly made up for it in gameplay.

If I had a Phonecard that was low on credit I *had* to go and get a replacement. Feels like they've been almost completely forgotten now but those things were essential for me back in the nineties.

I feel sorry for the artist who clearly spent a fair bit of time drawing the Definitely Not Thomas The Tank Engine artwork, only to see it swiftly withdrawn from sale and replaced with a plain black sleeve once the lawyers got wind of it.

It says an enormous amount about the Royal Navy in the late Victorian period that they could essentially build HMS "Fuck That One Ship In Particular" as and when required.

They look really uncomfortable to wear. Good.

It's a hell of a redeeming feature for this episode that we got Quark, and by extension Rom and Nog as a result, even though the episode itself is a huge pile of steamies.

Phones to be banned in schools by law in England under government plans Education minister Jacqui Smith said the move would create

Something I don't see in this report: any explanation of why an outright ban is better than requiring phones to be turned off and in a bag. Tell us what problem this will solve, and how. (I am already aware of the multiple reasons why a child might need their phone) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

YES.

"I couldn't understand why they'd made Thanos sneeze all the way through the film, but then I saw Walther Matthau wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, and as he said "Gesundheit" and clicked his fingers I was on my feet clapping and cheering with the rest of the audience. A change well worth making."

Slade In Flame. Goodness me, what a film.

Tim Cook's stepping down? Excellent news, maybe Apple will get the kick up the arse it desperately needs. Making iPhones half a millimetre thinner just isn't the same as, say, bringing out an iPod that had one job to do and did it beautifully.

Business idea: Pay Per View Select Committees

The Red Panda Problem Not Being Talked About Enough YouTube video by Casual Geographic

Obsessed with this video. Incredible work. Beautiful. Art youtu.be/Da_SK3INxvw?...

As long as he comes back every night he can go on day trips to France and I won't mind! (Actually, I'd be really jealous if he did.)

Sorry, but if you have to go back and retrofit a seven year old film that's already 3 hours plus to make your new one make sense you're not very good at your job.

It's the third time he's gone off for a big day out and each time he's been out longer than the time before. I wouldn't mind if I could work out where the hell he goes, but I'm not putting a tracking collar on him because he'd only remove it. He's not daft!

This ginger lad just strolled back into the house TWELVE HOURS after wandering out - he didn't even wait for breakfast. He's now sleeping off a meal that consisted of breakfast, dinner and Creamy Dreamies as if nothing happened, and I couldn't be happier that he's home, the randomly rambling rascal.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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If the past really is a foreign country I’m surprised so many right-wingers want to live there.

It's quite interesting how many different ways they've found to misjudge the mood here, but yes, this is particularly offensive.