The best story I've read to date on Graham Platner, who is up 27 points in primary polls for the US Senate. "Organizing is central to Platner’s vision...'This kind of campaign and kind of politics, with an organizing focus, this doesn’t work if you just run TV ads,' he said."
You meet only five types of people at craft cocktail bars. Prove me wrong.
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"None of these people, including our own, very disappointing, NATO, understood anything unless they have pressure placed upon them!!!”
A sentence is trying to find its way out of a atrophied brain. Maybe next time!
A court ruled one whiskey bottle looked too much like another. Which would be more convincing if most whiskey bottles didn’t already look like they came from the same 19th-century saloon.
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When latte art becomes sentient.
Wow. Another "war" that he's ending. Attn: Nobel Peace Prize Committee
O Tenenbaum....
MTG and Elon both REALLY want to show their independence but also also still want love from daddy.
Now do 151.
"Hello Mr President. My name is Chris Hansen."
When the world wants hazmat-level whiskey, Heather Greene delivers… something gentler, smarter, and far more subversive.
First Bowdoin-American to become NYC mayor
Wasn't me.
Pee Wee German
Don't give Stephen Miller any ideas.
In the Maine woods I established a curated, artisanal bottle dump with my favorite empty craft liquor bottles. I invite everyone to come back in 150 years and marvel at what once was.
Read and learn:
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Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!
Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
Good advice.
Now bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate the Trump administration.
Apple really needs to think about streamlining their emails if they don't want to end up in my spam folder:
Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com
All the advancements and achievements of Europe are wiped out by the practice of deplaning onto a bus.
It's happening. Everyone should prepare an escape plan.
Love coffee cocktails but hate laying awake at night? For the upcoming National Coffee Day, I offer you a three ingredient solution
“Talking with Patrick McGovern about liquor was like talking to an astronomer about the Big Bang.” A tribute to the man who saw ancient history in every sip.
This might explain a lot.
Unlike in the movie, my career as a bandit and highwayman came to a premature end when a neighbor informed my parents.
Also, my infatuation with Katherine Ross fatally skewed my expectations for a girlfriend for at least a decade.
I was twelve when Butch Cassidy came out and I saw it at least four times and then I got a cowboy hat and on my stingray bike with a friend I swooped out of the woods on the dirt road near our house when cars went by with the idea of holding up the passengers. Why am I not dead?
