Im so sorry but I think you tagged the wrong person! Wanted to let you know so the right one can get credit

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Fit check

Dating apps are so funny because one app has apparently clocked my desirability level as suited for men that look like they live in a trash can Oscar the Grouch style. Then another app is like ✨ yas queen you can get it, here's three of the hottest men you've ever seen ✨

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Drawings from girl dinner and craft night

No a friend got laid off so I made them some comfort food, two separate dishes. I like how your mind works though re charcuterie haha

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Pastaaaaa

Guy: “so you’re an engineer? That’s cool, smart women are hot!”

Me: thanks, that’s the only reason I do it. Otherwise? Ew, hard

(He did not get that I was making fun of him 🙃)

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Fancy dinner at the Museum of Life & Science

Me eating Taco Bell for the first time in eons: “well isn’t this a Baja blast from the baja past”

This is awesome thank you!

🤷

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Alien disco fit

Anyone have recs on good sources to learn more advanced data modeling for either Mongo or Dynamo

Apparently the new women’s fashion is something called barrel cut jeans which feel constantly in danger of falling off and also make it look like you have a flat ass even if you don’t 🤪

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Vimothy likes his new cat toys

Right lol. I think I’ve only ever seen one algorithm where I was like “wow that’s clever” and it only had to be so clever to get around limitations of another very stupid piece of software it had to interact with 😂

As someone who writes advanced algorithms for a living it always is funny when companies use that as an advertising point.

It’s like yeah been there done that guarantee it isn’t as cool as you’re trying to make it sound it never is 😅

“Go fuck yourself” is such a funny insult because it’s like ? Great idea, don’t mind if I do

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Made my SO a gourmet dinner

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Haitian for lunch, pikliz coconut rice and Poul Nan Sos

if you are not lucky enough to have a local independent bookstore, please consider buying through @bookshop-org.bsky.social (bookshop.org) instead of amazon or another major corporate retailer!

You look lovely in that dress!

Dani helping me with my firewood pile but in the wrong way

People left so many desserts at my house that I’ll never finish them so I’ve been just eating the icing off one cake first thing each morning for a couple days now 😅

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Bolognese 🍝

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

I wish there were more Muppet movie versions of classic literature

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My Friendsgiving brunch turned out so well! 😍

It was really good! They were out of normal paneer so it was a turmeric paneer

It was super good! I think I made this up and I’m lowkey impressed with myself 😅