Thank you - I'm sort of getting used to it, sort of 😂

Reassuring myself that I don't look as snotty and grim as I feel 😂

(Plus I kinda like how the grey hair is looking today - been really unsure whether or not I will keep it, but today is a Yes I Will day)

A negative lateral flow device testing for covid 19

After 17 days... I'm free 😍
Finally negative 💪

I used to get into snotuations *a lot* when I was a runner 😂

Snotuation.

(Noun) When your nose is running like a mofo and you don't have a tissue.

"I was at the till in Aldi when I suddenly found myself in the most dreadful snotuation."

To be fair they are *very* similar!!

You're very kind!

I think it's a long-tailed tit, but very similar colouring to a coal tit ☺️

Thank you!

Tits out Thursday 😍

Here's a pic of mine on display in my back garden earlier

I made Captain Tom in TOTK

Apparently it's #nationalpoetryday so here's a poem about my only friends 🐦‍⬛🕊️🐦

#art
#FatBalls & #Peckers

I just think it'd be cool to have a tail

Morning bluesky

Here's some tits and a red breast, now make sure you check yours 🩷

#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

My body is not a temple it's a week-old egg McMuffin

Can one of you come and make me a cup of tea please?

Fun morning at 5k Your Way at parkrun - took about 180 pictures but here are 4 😂

Just had a sherbet dip dab AND IT WAS DELIGHTFUL

Quote tweet with you in glasses

Blue tit and great tit at a feeder

3 coal tits at a feeder

Morning tits

Welcome!!

Ha, very good! Just needs a cap-fish hiding his receding hairline

What I post on Threads

Letter A alphabite sizzling in a frying pan

Thank feck it's

My fat balls bring all the birds to my yard

Me reaping the results of my nonexistent skincare routine

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